tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-338306102024-03-12T20:53:43.265-07:00kora in hell | extra-curriculartastemaking, cultural critique, random observations and useless bits of informationkora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.comBlogger150125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-25051330360093491912007-09-15T08:37:00.000-07:002007-09-15T13:44:39.109-07:00tim gunn's guide to styleI had a bad feeling about this show from the promos. Everytime I heard Tim Gunn bellow out-- in that pompous and patronizing tone of voice of his--that we were going to have to follow "<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">My Rules!</span>" my gut response was always: "fuck you." Whenever someone tells me that I am going to have to follow <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">their rules</span> (especially in that pissant manner) I immediately want to break every one of their goddamn rules just on principle. <br /><br />I never believed the hype about this being all that different from any other fashion makeover show. As it turns out, what makes this one different is that it is twice as long and ten times as dull. They turned a guilty pleasure (basically a Cinderella story that dumps the prince and adds in a shopping spree) into a condescending over-serious lecture on self-improvement full of commonplace "rules" and new age platitudes.<br /><br />Tim is funny on <span style="font-style: italic;">Project Runway</span> because we just get short doses of his professor-manque posturing and pissy little quips. He becomes tiresome very quickly when you have to put up with him for a longer period of time.<br /><br />I didn't think it was going to be very good but I also didn't expect it to be this bad. The reviews are uneven. Here are two that best sum up how I feel about it. Even Tom and Lorenzo, tow of Tim Gunn's biggest fans, are not impressed:<br /><br /><a href="http://projectrungay.blogspot.com/2007/09/oh-for-gods-sake-will-you-people.html">Project Rungay's "Oh for God's sake will you people LIGHTEN UP?"</a><br /><blockquote>Jesus Christ, was that a makeover show or a hostage situation? Could this show be any more devoid of lightness and humor of any kind? One word kept repeating itself in our heads last night over and over as we watched this thing: dreary.</blockquote><br /> <a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2173448/nav/navoa/">Troy Patterson's "Fashion Don't" review on Slate.com</a><br /> <blockquote>Thus, it was disappointing, when watching this new makeover fantasy, to discover a new superciliousness in his tone and a noxious haughtiness in his demeanor. Downer! And it was off-putting that <em>Guide to Style </em>takes a soporific hour to reform the dress sense of one single lass. Drag!</blockquote><br />The underwear drawer humiliation ritual on the most recent episode was truly appalling. It is bad enough when Trini and Suzannah do it (on BBC's <span style="font-style: italic;">What Not to Wear</span>) but they are much more bawdy. Plus they are able to convey--and this is essential--<span style="font-style: italic;">a comfort in and an appreciation of women's bodies</span>. Tim "zaftig debacle" Gunn does not possess these particular gifts. Going through a woman's underwear drawer is the last thing he should be tasked with doing. It was an unmitigated horror for everyone.<br /><br />It isn't enough just to like clothes. You also have to like bodies. Imperfect bodies. I don't mean this sexually. I don't think Tim has it in him to really "get" the beauty in the ordinary, flawed, messy, lives and bodies of real women. You just can't get away from his standoffishness -- at times it is more like squeamishness -- toward these people and the lives they lead. There's just too much of a disconnect. It is all too forced: nothing in this show really fits.kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com44tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-81951113774277900242007-09-03T08:32:00.001-07:002007-09-03T09:03:50.213-07:00design star 2 : kim todd willI thought Will's design was the most professional looking. I would watch a show with him as a host. He is a professional designer who has intereting ideas. He is also very warm and relates well to clients on a level that is not just superficial. As I said last week, I like his low-key manner. It would be nice for HGTV to think people can have a show without seeming like lunatic game show hosts.<br /><br />There is no way I would watch a show hosted by Todd, unless it was to mock it. His manner is too immature and "dude-ly" to be taken seriously. He's like a cartoon. At least it was cold enough in Indiana so that he kept his shirt on. He really doesn't know anything about design and he doesn't seem interested in knowing anything about it. It is all ignorant showmanship. For his Indiana family : he had lots of carpentry ideas (that didn't pan out) but design-wise he mainly put furniture around the room circle (of course there were a few built-in items like a book shelves and a built-in box). I have to admit that the red and orange paint didn't turn out to be as overwhelming as I thought it would. But who wouldn't know that was a load-bearing beam?? His was the least ambitious and the least of the transformations. Todd just has a very limited range. What would have happened if he had ended up with Bridget? I don't think he could get into the mind-set of a 14 year old girl in a wheel chair. And what was the deal with those black satin pants he was wearing at the judging?<br /><br />I'd be happy to see a show with Kim. Her space-planning does need help. She needed more furniture in that space. However she also had the most amount of work to do. She had to basically rebuild the space: floors, walls, etc. She didn't just paint but hand stained all of the walls. She created a built-in a bar which transformed the space by providing an additional area for living and conversation and connecting the kitchen to the living room. Plus she decorated the dining area and it wasn't part of the plan. It wasn't my style but it probably wasn't Kim's style either and that is the test of a good designer. It is hard to judge in some ways because Kim also didn't have a lot of choice since she was in such a rural area. However, the furniture layout in the end was a problem. I would have also used rugs and pillows to add more color.<br /><br />One thing I would have done is create an entry area that had a linoleum floor and had a place to leave dirty shoes and coats. It was obviously a problem that you entered immediately on to the carpet! That said, Kim's was the most rewarding transformation to watch. <br /><br />Kim is such a natural in front of the camera and she is such an appealing person. It seems like she is the obvious choice. I don't even care what they do for the final competition. I know I don't want to watch a show hosted by Todd. Although it would be awfully fun to mock.kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-56747273898976480792007-08-29T09:29:00.000-07:002007-09-01T06:06:23.687-07:00design star 2: a few more observations<span style="font-style: italic;">continued from comments on Linda Merrill's <a href="http://chameleon-interiors.blogspot.com/">:: Surroundings ::</a> Blog: </span><br /><a href="http://chameleon-interiors.blogspot.com/2007/08/design-star-challenge-5-designing-for.html"></a><blockquote> <ul> <li><a href="http://chameleon-interiors.blogspot.com/2007/08/design-star-challenge-5-designing-for.html">Challenge 5: Designing for a Celebrity</a></li> <li><a href="http://chameleon-interiors.blogspot.com/2007/08/design-star-slogging-it-out-to-end.html">Slogging it Out to the End</a></li> </ul> <br /></blockquote> <ol> <li>I get the sense that Robb isn't actually a designer; I think he has worked installing kitchens and baths. I can't imagine he has been in charge because he doesn't seem skilled enough and he doesn't have the personality skills to work with clients.</li> <li>I did not like Kim's color choices for the room but the Newton's did and they were working in concert with the other team with a palette from the stones. I have more of a problem with her furniture choice. I thought that the table and chairs were not the right scale.</li> <li> Todd looks at the space in terms of what <span style="font-style: italic;">he</span> would want: he likes to make things that you can play on but that is not always what is in the best interest of the client. With the spinning platform I would end up with bruises and scrapes on my ankles tripping on it on my way to the sliding doors. It doesn't allow for moving the furniture around for conversation, like bringing another chair up. And it forced them to have smaller furniture in a space that would have allowed for a bigger, more comfortable "couch potato" type of sofa.</li> <li>Will's presentation style was a refreshing change from the HGTV norm. I find that things on HGTV are often a bit too over-the-top peppy. His low-key manner made him seem comfortable in front of the camera. All of the others were bouncing around a bit too much. </li> </ol><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"></span>kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-77535191215713631012007-08-25T14:56:00.000-07:002007-08-27T06:12:36.146-07:00design star melt down<span style="font-size:85%;">note: these are continued from comments on <a href="http://chameleon-interiors.blogspot.com/2007/08/design-star-challenge-4-i-do-vegas.html">Linda Merrill's Surrounding's Blog</a></span><br /><br />At this point we watch the show the way you rubberneck a crash on the freeway. We watch to see how they are going to top themselves this week. You think it can't get worse but then it does.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THE THRILL IS GONE</span><br />Sparkle Josh is gone. The life has been sucked out of Will, the most professional designer on the show. The atmosphere is ugly and the design challenges are ugly. The judges are drooling over a couple of blowhard jerks and putting the two most talented and professional designers -- Will and Josh -- up on the chopping block. Remember the first episode? I still like the idea of the "Will and Josh / Ebony and Ivory" show.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">WILL & JOSH: MISSION IMPOSSIBLE</span><br />I think that the judges created a situation that made it impossible for Josh and Will to succeed. The dynamic of the personalities drained the life from Josh and Will. The macho bullying of Todd and Robb was taking its toll. It actually seemed like Josh was relieved to get out of there. I can't blame him. I suspect Will would have been glad to get out of there as well.<br /><br />The stars of the show are a couple of dickheads that enjoy crowing and bellowing and high-fiving and chest thumping and circle jerking around the set. However, the judges find them charming. WTF? All I can say is, "eewwww." Not. My. Type. They should have gotten rid of Robb the first week -- and Todd soon after. He's better for Mtv Road Rules.<br /><br /><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://kora-in-hell-pr.blogspot.com/2007/08/major-tools.html">MAJOR TOOLS</a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">(or over-compensating is just another way of saying how much you care. did I say care? I meant fear. fear and loathing. and sexual panic.)</span></span><br />Todd and Robb are repugnant, especially Robb. (My husband even said that he seems like someone who is abusive.) Todd? He has strong carpentry and art skills but he honestly seems like he might be a bit retarded. He needs to start wearing a helmet and taking his ritalin.<br /><br />Here's the thing: at a certain age, and with a certain level of aggression, boyish enthusiasm converts into macho thuggery. It's called growing up. Being civilized. Acting a certain way -- off of the rugby playing field -- is just being a lout.<br /><br />And not for nothing but this all REEKS of homophobia.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">HGTV: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR AUDIENCE IS?<br /></span>Who does HGTV think is watching? I don't want to watch a tv show that shows testosterone-addled morons constanting beating down two more sensitive, talented adult professional men. Who would hire these guys who speak and behave like pre-pubescent boys? Are they seriously going to give Robb his own show? Is the douchebag audience for HGTV that substantial? If Todd wins then they will have picked two designers in a row who go around shirtless. Next season why don't we just call it "Beafcake Design Star"?<br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />Note: David's personality could not be more different from Todd's. He listens. He is warm. He has a rapport with women. He is secure enough who he is that he doesn't need macho posturing. He is an adult. </span><span style="font-size:85%;">He is a professional. Although it is more professional to keep one's shirt on. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">DESIGN STAR DRINKING GAME</span><br />Here's an idea for a drinking game: every scene when Todd doesn't have his shirt on, take a shot.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">MOST HILARIOUS MOMENTS: OR WHY SOME MEN ARE SINGLE </span><br />For physical comedy obviously we had the moment when that table flipped over on Todd. I was hoping it would hit him in the head. Or the nuts. For sheer irony we had Robb lecturing Christina on what weddings should be like. That was priceless. So what if his [tacky not-to-scale boa-festooned] design won, when it comes to women, that dude is CLUELESS!!!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO HAVE A WINNER?</span><br />Linda Merrill's blog has a <a href="http://poll.pollcode.com/4sRR_result">poll</a> that shows that at this point most people think that nobody should win Design Star. Will is the most talented and professional. But that fact seems to have escaped the notice of all of the judges who are too impressed with the <a href="http://kora-in-hell-pr.blogspot.com/2007/08/major-tools.html">Major Tools</a>. But Will has really been worn down by the ugliness of Todd and Robb. They have been beating up on him from the second episode. Of course once he has escaped the bullies and has his own show I would imagine he's be back to his smiling upbeat self. (With his lovely assistant Sparkle Josh??!! PleasePleasePlease!!!)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">KIM-POSSIBLE?</span><br />One woman is left, god love her. Kim -- the most upbeat woman in the world --is hanging in there. Maybe she can hold on until the end. But I'm not optimistic.I think that Kim could be the one person who could redeem the show. She's the HGTV viewer: the woman who has learned how to be a designer from watching HGTV.kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-49050445966205353572007-08-07T15:43:00.001-07:002007-08-07T16:25:24.312-07:00meanwhile . . .I'm a bit behind here because it's been an exciting week in the world of <a href="http://kora-in-hell-letters.blogspot.com">letters</a>. <br /><br />First, <a href="http://kora-in-hell-letters.blogspot.com/2007/08/charles-simic-appointed-poet-laureate.html">Charles Simic was appointed Poet Laureate</a>. <br /><br />Second, the <span style="font-weight: bold;">most delicious full blown batshit crazy scandal</span> hit the world of blogs and you just have to <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://kora-in-hell-letters.blogspot.com/2007/08/notes-on-scandal.html">read it to believe it</a>. Only writers can do this kind of stuff to each other--and themselves. When they invite us to the party it is fun to watch the fireworks -- and the bonfire. And this is one stinking pile of vanities that is going up in flames. <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://kora-in-hell-letters.blogspot.com/2007/08/notes-on-scandal.html">Read about it here</a>.<br /><br />And<span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">finally</span> I've got some decent research work that is <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">naturally</span> a huge rush job so I won't be able to turn my attention to the really important matters like:<br /><ul> <li>how Sparkle Josh is the only reason for watching Design Star (just give him his own show and be done with it!) or </li> <li>how horrifying those kitchens were (that hideous water feature! that faux painting! how could anyone keep their food down in that environment?)<br /> </li> <li>and DON'T GET ME STARTED on this whole "Tuscany" thing The Olive Garden as Ye Olde Italie or <br /> </li> <li><a href="http://dis-ndat.blogspot.com/2007/08/design-star-defining-seriously-ugly.html">Dis'in Dat's discussion of "seriously ugly" and illustration of an actual Tuscan kitchen</a> or<br /> </li> <li><a href="http://chameleon-interiors.blogspot.com/search/label/Design%20Star">Linda Merrill's more reasoned and tactful approach to the many, many disasters</a></li> </ul> And that isn't even getting into:<br /> <ul> <li>how <span style="font-weight: bold;">fabulous</span> <a href="http://amuse-biatch.blogspot.com/">Amuse Biatch</a> posts have been: each more packed with gossip and wit and innuendo than the next . . . </li> </ul> Although at least I was able to talk about <a href="http://kora-in-hell-pr.blogspot.com/2007/08/best-ever-home-improvement-posting.html">Eric3K's new foray into the home improvement market</a>...<br /><br />before I disappear back into the series of tubes . . .kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-26902815983312812772007-08-07T14:52:00.000-07:002007-08-07T15:29:42.691-07:00best ever home improvement posting<div style="text-align: center;">This is the story about a man with a dream<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6lroWfOdkSP6ew4DxDukNFUkfHB6yGeXnW6uB6USgJNsUqD2Oc0H-i-aezvFAibqfYEc4aSLSKn8Ljyc0LL04i5LxH4a5x_UQE8mch8SenKgiVtMsLLVLIuH2o0JNeHNlUYoK/s1600-h/e3k1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6lroWfOdkSP6ew4DxDukNFUkfHB6yGeXnW6uB6USgJNsUqD2Oc0H-i-aezvFAibqfYEc4aSLSKn8Ljyc0LL04i5LxH4a5x_UQE8mch8SenKgiVtMsLLVLIuH2o0JNeHNlUYoK/s400/e3k1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096086916857649138" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">and very fetching bright yellow towel.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvi2jI2VLlVSlXgPUufMBYr688VMavPXb7zKjSary6fV-w4XueJndM4lufRDLER98cYiyEpxFXlStR6Wa8ycwJ-dgmgStjd5KukSdbH5nJBRrY1X35wYYl8XLkiY_w_Eodl3QO/s1600-h/e3k6.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvi2jI2VLlVSlXgPUufMBYr688VMavPXb7zKjSary6fV-w4XueJndM4lufRDLER98cYiyEpxFXlStR6Wa8ycwJ-dgmgStjd5KukSdbH5nJBRrY1X35wYYl8XLkiY_w_Eodl3QO/s400/e3k6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096086921152616498" border="0" /></a><br />Here are the best set of instructions for a home improvement project<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">ever</span></span>:<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://ericthreethousand.blogspot.com/2007/07/extreme-eric-three-thousand-home.html"><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" >Extreme Eric Three Thousand: Home Edition!</span></a><br /></div><br />It provides the usually witty commentary we've all come to know and love from Eric3K:<br /><blockquote>"Why pay a plumber when you can do a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">thoroughly</span> unprofessional job yourself?"<br /></blockquote>plus helpful and hilarious photographs:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDRbBlU8bujSYaXgWsHPDJ_08SblJEwqDLE8zqfp2W7i4W4hVarg8S6gwFlG69D6HD9uAk8VdDHAIro-nm-oGFB5To2js5zOhrqPbBpXBxPbDyqhKM-1OW2X6cf2SUa0vCTuzE/s1600-h/spam.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDRbBlU8bujSYaXgWsHPDJ_08SblJEwqDLE8zqfp2W7i4W4hVarg8S6gwFlG69D6HD9uAk8VdDHAIro-nm-oGFB5To2js5zOhrqPbBpXBxPbDyqhKM-1OW2X6cf2SUa0vCTuzE/s400/spam.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096088321311955010" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">don't ask why</span><br /></div><br />This time Eric3K and Other Eric have decided to use their talents for good and not evil: i.e., to explain and illustrate a successful how-to project for upgrading your bathroom.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8pqy_o8VLHBF4K_ERjqwhvrjmNgolKy7flybHuSnLViHZwOo_Vb1mSl20xmcOWJl4tYFL-mSX-tXTMe7QEfT6c96V9SHKfQlI7WghpcyDsNCiBHbLwer2hF0g2chc3zq8G31l/s1600-h/e3k5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8pqy_o8VLHBF4K_ERjqwhvrjmNgolKy7flybHuSnLViHZwOo_Vb1mSl20xmcOWJl4tYFL-mSX-tXTMe7QEfT6c96V9SHKfQlI7WghpcyDsNCiBHbLwer2hF0g2chc3zq8G31l/s400/e3k5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096086921152616482" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">I don't want to give too much away so I've just cut out some teasers:<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://ericthreethousand.blogspot.com/2007/07/extreme-eric-three-thousand-home.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCzs2PVOWEH27FQRYmbNH2hc1XT4BVFn80GCJXBJJJrB5XIQwFZBk865W0rsNMLUAtA63LtjR1-1jWIW2SpaXmjlWnx9o0xwAd6QEKEHOmuhI1juxCxTdFtM7COBDJ5nsywJqe/s400/e3k2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096086916857649154" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://ericthreethousand.blogspot.com/2007/07/extreme-eric-three-thousand-home.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3VeUlFSjkySoDwwLoUnG9k6IGKDljIf4euUl0pUAScvXXO8XpwP826x00CC1JAojI1Zz6AkcsXBRYLJGQdTvaGU0UOACQR4m8-cu9jbowTsShO8WNf-mod5tqdPQB6HL4BnFz/s400/e3k4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096086921152616466" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Just click on the helping hands.<br /><br /></div>kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com189tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-26597447512906911692007-08-02T10:35:00.000-07:002007-08-02T12:49:23.791-07:00design star 1: the design<span style="font-weight: bold;">BEDROOMS<br /><br /></span>This is clearly the best space. It is a nice color palette. Simple, streamlined, uncluttered.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbiPCCCyuX4CfHdmlJT85pltMVagwuXKekR1-ZThAYCsLa_exEpOr7qXiBXOYSiJKapObpQPPh-T6E3TtyAqcQbCDzNj_svwcEEBvWPlTt3ejR0jpP8tDo4ZwRtqAiXEuXKpFx/s1600-h/largebed1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbiPCCCyuX4CfHdmlJT85pltMVagwuXKekR1-ZThAYCsLa_exEpOr7qXiBXOYSiJKapObpQPPh-T6E3TtyAqcQbCDzNj_svwcEEBvWPlTt3ejR0jpP8tDo4ZwRtqAiXEuXKpFx/s400/largebed1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093740052237833858" border="0" /></a>The walls are graphically interesting and three dimensional. I really like their attention to lighting (with one caveat discussed below).<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlDls2WDW9EHYe43Elr6TRvX8vun942tyzx7g7z7rNCwta9I1QRHdmEUGEAf-hbFl9sglOVv9ExO1TkniMbW3ZFJ6Lyz2vec_7VmnUp0s4qsLmPDuwrGkP49doekjD-rGeWqMZ/s1600-h/largebed2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlDls2WDW9EHYe43Elr6TRvX8vun942tyzx7g7z7rNCwta9I1QRHdmEUGEAf-hbFl9sglOVv9ExO1TkniMbW3ZFJ6Lyz2vec_7VmnUp0s4qsLmPDuwrGkP49doekjD-rGeWqMZ/s400/largebed2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093740056532801186" border="0" /></a>It was a difficult task given how many beds they needed to get into that room.<br /><br />The second room is also fine. I like the medallions on the wall.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvQwG_9GnerZkhMjFfyxALLH2sAIEoxCBGN3-IxfjTqnSgRihuhAubV3souoEnRhhARIYbz1R2a775AbX89Jup_-a0-NMLUOKnQ3H_727hxnlu-Op5ohwrLMIjng_ux8CKHuI7/s1600-h/smallbed1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvQwG_9GnerZkhMjFfyxALLH2sAIEoxCBGN3-IxfjTqnSgRihuhAubV3souoEnRhhARIYbz1R2a775AbX89Jup_-a0-NMLUOKnQ3H_727hxnlu-Op5ohwrLMIjng_ux8CKHuI7/s400/smallbed1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093740052237833842" border="0" /></a>The colors are a bit of a mish-mash but given all the problems they had working together (more on that later) it turned out better than I expected. The curtains are a very good idea in terms of privacy and light issues. A lot of the designers had a problem with over-accessorizing.<br /><br />Both bedrooms have some basic practical problems with proper bedside tables and reading lights. I also would have gotten some low baskets or boxes to slide under the bed for storage of a few small items (slippers, tissue, moisterizer, book, pen, sketchbook, nightlight, sex toys, ha ha, etc.).<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">MAIN FLOOR</span><br /><br />First of all, I don't think they did a space plan which was a HUGE MISTAKE.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKRi0ttOJFzLu7a8HusQZYTpdMnyh-FFceToxVCg2fSnKXqsyQnANUp8SIrmq6mrqYZJf26GutlRgNzHurJDKPA__LtNHlYgE5TRSQeSYUnl-qz73LjS0fB1CjyNm0timSBYU7/s1600-h/dining+pit.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKRi0ttOJFzLu7a8HusQZYTpdMnyh-FFceToxVCg2fSnKXqsyQnANUp8SIrmq6mrqYZJf26GutlRgNzHurJDKPA__LtNHlYgE5TRSQeSYUnl-qz73LjS0fB1CjyNm0timSBYU7/s400/dining+pit.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093740056532801170" border="0" /></a>Is that another eating area at the end of the room? I don't quite understand the layout of the space. It does seem a shame to have used up a cool hanging-out space for dining but I have to admit that it looks nice. I really don't like the lighting fixture.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEig7AHlerZO9pXnZ1cpGXNyJsuT0a9QuA-GjqkMjENdhhcUKp1hIGKy6GmJKhDNqszEmtb2ijQAS3RO1oeatmG-RFKV9GIF_rTdfyTgxhn3h62pAkxdhqv8MY_cEj_oIyVxSICE/s1600-h/meditationroom.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEig7AHlerZO9pXnZ1cpGXNyJsuT0a9QuA-GjqkMjENdhhcUKp1hIGKy6GmJKhDNqszEmtb2ijQAS3RO1oeatmG-RFKV9GIF_rTdfyTgxhn3h62pAkxdhqv8MY_cEj_oIyVxSICE/s400/meditationroom.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093769438404073266" border="0" /></a>This is ridiculous. Who is going to use this? It isn't private enough for meditation. It isn't comfortable enough for conversation. And the white covers will get dirty fast. This also falls into the problem of not having a space plan.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkpeNFpab0POOcAb3GR7jqghd-DAX6wJYe9Aa0EYZTHYZ9SfSnK8G-Mz1u6yTKLkQ8DsvDpm1fzjXN9wLyAkBq_2d8gIYRG81zd5QKWwZcQgI8ao8FQTj3Pyxyb9bZu7NqWqmk/s1600-h/lounge.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkpeNFpab0POOcAb3GR7jqghd-DAX6wJYe9Aa0EYZTHYZ9SfSnK8G-Mz1u6yTKLkQ8DsvDpm1fzjXN9wLyAkBq_2d8gIYRG81zd5QKWwZcQgI8ao8FQTj3Pyxyb9bZu7NqWqmk/s400/lounge.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093769442699040578" border="0" /></a>My eyes! My eyes! Those pillows are hideous.<br /></div><br />The built organic shape is a nice start. But where was it going? Robb was mad at Josh about this but it didn't seem like Robb had any ideas himself. This shows the problem with the group not doing an overall space plan. The space is a yawning empty cavern.<br /><br />Which leads to the entrance below. The entrance is an entrance. There was nothing more problematic with this space than with any other space on the main floor as it all flowed together into one big confused area.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAB8SevH58frVfSHAeoLBP7GUjjzopZazu7-SfsQbg4nHW7C59s2Ts6KzbUzTqeDVCBsUK45KgGl6fMUbUVY_G5WS3uvBayCsgcTYVAN4I-5WEwjvhJZo3KykNjGaSWnWEB1sn/s1600-h/entrance.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAB8SevH58frVfSHAeoLBP7GUjjzopZazu7-SfsQbg4nHW7C59s2Ts6KzbUzTqeDVCBsUK45KgGl6fMUbUVY_G5WS3uvBayCsgcTYVAN4I-5WEwjvhJZo3KykNjGaSWnWEB1sn/s400/entrance.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093769004612376274" border="0" /></a>The problem with this is 1. ugly colors. 2. ugly art. Someone needed to just say that this was going to be too trashy looking. And what they hell is the deal with "The Rats"?? That's just not nice. They are professionals. This looks like some teenager got to turn the unfinished basement into their bedroom.<br /><br />The bar and stairs: that paint job is awful. Really awful. A real pro would have looked at that wall and known better than to have tried to paint it. Not replacing that hideous light fixture was a major mistake. I don't like the grey and coral palette. Black and red are rather overdone.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeAorJDdi9eEfsJ2vycVNx2H1-1bh59fHyHrX4OjuefqrDILhyNL6UA0qrlvsQxzvkUo8QXOmqKszq5G6OPPjIAYQ3rsFEjaZcNFDsAaQ3Nd9SprQjjtF4KqrzB1XReGH6MbFj/s1600-h/barfoyer2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeAorJDdi9eEfsJ2vycVNx2H1-1bh59fHyHrX4OjuefqrDILhyNL6UA0qrlvsQxzvkUo8QXOmqKszq5G6OPPjIAYQ3rsFEjaZcNFDsAaQ3Nd9SprQjjtF4KqrzB1XReGH6MbFj/s400/barfoyer2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093769000317408946" border="0" /></a>What is the problem with these designers and light fixtures? Sparkle and Will were the only ones who paid attention to this. That's very basic. Neerja couldn't find bar stools, didn't replace the light, didn't finish the painting. What was she doing? However, in Neerja's defense: she handled the money and budget and she did that well. We've seen what happens when someone doesn't handle that well.<br /><br />We now address my two favorite contributions. And by favorite I mean the first items that I would put outside on the curb. First, the skateboard ramp. It appears to be well built. It is finished. However, it is ridiculous. No one else is going to use it. No one else looked at the space and said: "I'm going to make something that only I can use." I can't believe the judges were impressed by this. This is carpentry but how is it interior design? If this is what it takes to impress the judge then half the teenage boys in California can be on Design Star.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhfc-CPuRh8wm9vWxDTXkLPnFaQbz27QWBrFkvD0yPLnZ0AuckT0N-4352DM0IkoVeDAoylQDGrLXSowKrIh62RiusqDUuVbZMHxej53HEKWXz_ZqG3HFkFDm76dExFhyFRR6d/s1600-h/quarterpipe.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhfc-CPuRh8wm9vWxDTXkLPnFaQbz27QWBrFkvD0yPLnZ0AuckT0N-4352DM0IkoVeDAoylQDGrLXSowKrIh62RiusqDUuVbZMHxej53HEKWXz_ZqG3HFkFDm76dExFhyFRR6d/s400/quarterpipe.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093769438404073250" border="0" /></a>I will say this: the hammock is a nice idea in front of all those windows and under the palms but why did he get such a cheap one? He should have gotten a much nicer, more comfortable hammock that is easier to use. And one that is for two. But I suspect this is a dude that hasn't thought much about that sort of thing.<br /><br />And last of all, <span style="font-style: italic;">and least of all</span>, there is the hanging car door:<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibyso259rY_N0P-FQO_83S3TExnNlHWm8F4bVtzeL7P1aXi1oNIaQ_KP0wRTI401Scm9fB9P39ffaT2ycslaXBj3Ik3kSjOPqttqFthB_BHzqbgXsA2HQryfPPv93SMq25L09c/s1600-h/cardoor.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibyso259rY_N0P-FQO_83S3TExnNlHWm8F4bVtzeL7P1aXi1oNIaQ_KP0wRTI401Scm9fB9P39ffaT2ycslaXBj3Ik3kSjOPqttqFthB_BHzqbgXsA2HQryfPPv93SMq25L09c/s400/cardoor.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093769000317408962" border="0" /></a>WTF?<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">The fact that Robb is still on the show and Lisa was kicked off is proof that they just want to keep someone on who will create conflict. Lisa was just too nice.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Links: </span><br /><ul> <li><a href="http://chameleon-interiors.blogspot.com/2007/07/design-star-episode-1.html">Linda Merrill's Surroundings Blog Discussion of Episode 1</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/design_star/">HGTV Design Star Home Page</a></li> </ul><br /></div> </div>kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-5805014693553918962007-08-02T10:10:00.000-07:002007-08-02T10:48:49.126-07:00design star 1: designers<span style="font-weight: bold;">THE </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">DESIGNERS</span><br /><br />Let me start with the best. I had already decided last week that Josh Johnson was the reason I was going to watch Design Star. My only problem this week is that we didn't get enough of him.<br /><br />Josh J ("Sparkle" -- fabulous!) and Will are going to be the ones for the win. I'm ready to just call them the winners now. They would make a fabulous show together: ebony and ivory. That is hilarious. And they are both such sweeties! It just shows you how two people with very different sensibilities can work together if they are really good designers and put the project ahead of their own egos.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Josh and Will</span><br /></div> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0Fvjlwzde-MI6m9c4cnnqSpUoG9bRmKaSlmrWDx9G1OEiYF9Vp_A_nB3_Aq9qyu7ss7AzYsq_Mf_ZEpn176C9n16o8aBc_9LboVAzQdr2Fepr4ZNGt9J3t8mBNDrUEueoEJMo/s1600-h/joshjwills.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0Fvjlwzde-MI6m9c4cnnqSpUoG9bRmKaSlmrWDx9G1OEiYF9Vp_A_nB3_Aq9qyu7ss7AzYsq_Mf_ZEpn176C9n16o8aBc_9LboVAzQdr2Fepr4ZNGt9J3t8mBNDrUEueoEJMo/s400/joshjwills.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093769008907343602" border="0" /></a><br />I really hope that Design Star focuses attention on these two. They both have very strong (in a good way) personalities. They are both very funny. And they are talented designers. What more can you ask for?? <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Will Smith</span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"> has a Bachelor's degree in Criminal Justice and African American and African Studies from the University of North Carolina. </span>So Will gets a major plus in my book for having a solid well-rounded education from an excellent university. I think we will see this is a big asset for him as a designer.<br /><p><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Josh Johnson </span><b style="font-style: italic;">Fun Facts:</b><b style="font-style: italic;"> </b><span style="font-style: italic;">Something you'd never guess about me: I was once a probation officer. Unusual skills: Clogging. Childhood dream: Flying Wonder Woman's invisible jet. </span>That is a wacky combination of skills and interests!<br /></p> If this doesn't work out Will and Josh can go into business as private detectives since they both have backgrounds in criminal justice. Instead of Starsky and Hutch they'd be Sparkle and Smith!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Josh & Scott</span><br /></div> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwgecc0pkgAHZGYNp3MMf7bqhFXgGvb5UfpaNLvhe39b_leo5hE4nI-9pls04-Va94ayh4w9pTnWiBZmDRU6PiAOPpmd987tZNBYZoWpLjD_yvCcD_ZD2RwEGXI0dvdFh5SPl-/s1600-h/joshfscott.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwgecc0pkgAHZGYNp3MMf7bqhFXgGvb5UfpaNLvhe39b_leo5hE4nI-9pls04-Va94ayh4w9pTnWiBZmDRU6PiAOPpmd987tZNBYZoWpLjD_yvCcD_ZD2RwEGXI0dvdFh5SPl-/s400/joshfscott.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093769004612376290" border="0" /></a>These two are my second choice after JoshJ and Will because of their previous work. They both have experience and interests that I think would be a good focus for HGTV. Josh works on Green Design and I think HGTV should do a show about this. Scott likes California ranch and that's one of my favorite styles.<br /><br /><b style="font-style: italic;">Josh Foss Fun Fact: </b><span style="font-style: italic;">Favorite designer: Charles and Ray Eames. "My dad worked for them back in the early 1960s." </span> That's another major plus in my book!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Kim Adrianna Lisa </span><br /></div> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZncSKEk7nLcxqlP8s_hWY5Xf-88scggBQZtgZVT4r3M3SubhvVhSh9TyKrBYMK-J50s9JKIB8fhG7V8eqj7zJ0HPf-CDFe8aDG4gJ_keXZUkJjRN6foWNo8b_uOWH1ZyLoU8d/s1600-h/kimadrianalisa.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZncSKEk7nLcxqlP8s_hWY5Xf-88scggBQZtgZVT4r3M3SubhvVhSh9TyKrBYMK-J50s9JKIB8fhG7V8eqj7zJ0HPf-CDFe8aDG4gJ_keXZUkJjRN6foWNo8b_uOWH1ZyLoU8d/s400/kimadrianalisa.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093769434109105922" border="0" /></a>I need to see what Kim and Adrianna can do but they have the personalities that would be great to host a show. Lisa seemed like she had a good personality for hosting the show. The skunk hair would have to go. (1983 called and wanted it back.) But her work was disappointing. Kim would be great because she represents the HGTV viewer. She is someone who does crafts -- who watches the shows and then does the projects that are shown on the shows. I think it would be really cool if she won because she would be proof of the DIY ethos of the network. Both Kim and Adrianna have the upbeat can-do spirit targetted at women and especially at women of color and women who may just be starting out or who don't have experience.<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Neerja and Christina </span><br /></div> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuHyLOWcGu6wQnZovGTlZV6dzJkXi_WfFLHAMgvCawlN6cgyCwm4EZXGDe_Nalm3Z9KuWZsg-0d4gNWruCqxb3pY74a7yytrkoT5tt5R35YvtSe6ZClA0Jb5hu7ILpn4TD3xNm/s1600-h/neerajachristina.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuHyLOWcGu6wQnZovGTlZV6dzJkXi_WfFLHAMgvCawlN6cgyCwm4EZXGDe_Nalm3Z9KuWZsg-0d4gNWruCqxb3pY74a7yytrkoT5tt5R35YvtSe6ZClA0Jb5hu7ILpn4TD3xNm/s400/neerajachristina.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093769438404073234" border="0" /></a>AKA Miss Migraine and Miss Negativity. These two do not have the personalities to host a show. They are very grating. Neerja did not crack a smile once. She looked so tense I thought she might shatter into pieces. I have to hand it to Adriana for putting up with Christina because she was wearing down my last nerve. Christina keeps talking about her "two little ones" (and that's getting old fast) and her "no no no" attitude sounded like she had been spending a little too much time around toddlers.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">todd and robb<br /><br /></span><a href="http://kora-in-hell-pr.blogspot.com/2007/08/major-tools.html">click here</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></div>kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com87tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-86659865404039188462007-08-02T10:04:00.001-07:002007-08-02T16:31:17.352-07:00major tools<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">todd & robb<br /><br /></span></div> As irritating as Neerja and Christina were, that was nothing compared to Todd and Robb. These two are not designers. Top Design has to stop picking people like this to be on the show. It is what makes the show such an amateur hour. This is what makes the show potentially unwatchable to someone like me. Seriously. Life is too short. I have yet to hear a coherent noise emamate from them. I heard yelling, bullying and sound/words like "whoo" and "cool" and "dude".<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-family:arial;" >Who is the Design Star Major Tool?</span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRm81HNYn1fhjqRseHkxq3JQoWx53Pzx-v0k8wn4zEU50dDF8KjXmwMw7ZIUC-9yOANt1s4dHsa8AxwOY3m_X_1mzWkyYdIVFkXSbC_ZNn1k8pf2vwHDB2k9By1zcDGDj4qQ43/s1600-h/tool1todd.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRm81HNYn1fhjqRseHkxq3JQoWx53Pzx-v0k8wn4zEU50dDF8KjXmwMw7ZIUC-9yOANt1s4dHsa8AxwOY3m_X_1mzWkyYdIVFkXSbC_ZNn1k8pf2vwHDB2k9By1zcDGDj4qQ43/s320/tool1todd.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093770688239556466" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAOMFzvHHML-r3b4KqQZEU0VmjxhNEoeknf7iVvAsadJtNqL2ZTlJ28qVt71YYFhZ5iq-jIO9vWXJWaHYLpVBOZIqPIBnb03iH8o-E90IFVDfJ0Af81hxEgQRDpKuntoWkpcIC/s1600-h/tool2robb.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAOMFzvHHML-r3b4KqQZEU0VmjxhNEoeknf7iVvAsadJtNqL2ZTlJ28qVt71YYFhZ5iq-jIO9vWXJWaHYLpVBOZIqPIBnb03iH8o-E90IFVDfJ0Af81hxEgQRDpKuntoWkpcIC/s320/tool2robb.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093770696829491074" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-size:78%;" > (click on images for close up of text) </span><br /></div>kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com55tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-88315258375784699952007-07-26T11:15:00.000-07:002007-07-26T11:20:38.264-07:00my new favorite blog<a href="http://sparklepony.blogspot.com/"><br /></a> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a href="http://sparklepony.blogspot.com/">princess sparkle pony</a></span><br /><br />"<span>I keep track of Condoleezza's hairdo so you don't have to."</span><br /></div> <span><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.peteykins.com/sparklepony/HairdoAlert.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_oMRQH0qX330/RqjbGvfQ1ZI/AAAAAAAACLs/BshmOnfkVwI/s200/HairdoGuarded.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5091560287615636882" border="0" /></a><br />It's like <a href="http://wonkette.com/">Wonkette</a> + Barbie + My Little Pony.<br /><br />Recent posts include some great material commemorating Tammy Faye including audio from a children's album (of Bible songs and stories) that Tammy and Jim recorded in the 1970s and described in this way:<br /><blockquote style="font-style: italic;">This fantastic album consists of ten songs sung in a shrieky fake little girl voice and two stories told by Jim 'n' Tammy and all their puppetland friends. The stories are my favorites, because the musical background is so off-the-wall, at points it almost sounds like Captain Beefheart is providing the accompaniment.</blockquote> The Princess also scores an <a href="http://sparklepony.blogspot.com/2007/07/john-mccains-gay-sweater-interview.html">exclusive interview with one of John McCain's "notoriously gay sweaters"</a>:<br /><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">PSP: Were you the first gay sweater on his staff?</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">MGS: No, there were others. There was a small coterie of gay outerwear ...</span><br /></blockquote> <span>Check out the educational posts on Fashion/Beauty history such as <a href="http://sparklepony.blogspot.com/2005/10/because-you-demanded-it-history-of.html">the evolution of Harriet Miers hairdo</a>. (Shear Genius take note.)<br /></span><br />Want more? <a href="http://sparklepony.blogspot.com/2007/05/lolz.html">Hilarious photoshopping.</a><br /><span><br /></span>kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com245tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-79290822636820815782007-07-22T15:04:00.000-07:002007-07-23T07:52:59.916-07:00design star starts tonightAnd Linda Merrill at <a href="http://chameleon-interiors.blogspot.com/">Chameleon Interiors</a> is blogging! So we are going to get some informed commentary. She already has her first post up and it looks like the second season contestants have been given much nicer digs than last year:<br /><ul> <li><a href="http://chameleon-interiors.blogspot.com/2007/07/design-star-sneak-peak.html">Design Star : sneak peak</a></li><li><a href="http://chameleon-interiors.blogspot.com/">Chameleon Interiors</a></li><li><a href="http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/cda/javascript/ad/adpage/0,2806,,00.html?ai=%27HGTV%21HOME%213655%21SECTION%21%21HOME,HGTV%27">HGTV</a></li> </ul><span style="font-weight: bold;">Design Star vs Top Design</span><br />There were ways that I enjoyed Design Star more than Top Design. While there is no substitute for Todd Oldham (be still my heart), Clive is a fine host, and the judges lacked some of the pretentiousness of the TD judges. (That was what I liked about Todd, is his lack of pretentiousness...but he was the exception to the rule.)<br /><br />The contestents on Top Design were stronger and more professional and TD had bigger budgets. However, they weren't always more imaginative than Design Star. At least with Design Star the contestants got out of those white boxes!!!<br /><br />Plus the amateurism of the DS contestants made the show more amusing. Who can forget that woman who seemed like a crazy homeless person who just picked up trash on the street. I still suspect that she just wandered into the set and they let her stay for the first episode.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Note: Linda Merrill's first "<a href="http://chameleon-interiors.blogspot.com/2007/07/design-star-sneak-peak.html">sneak peak</a>" post has a good discussion of the problems with the first season of Design Star. </span><br /><a href="http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/design_star/text/0,,HGTV_22056_63147,00.html"></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Color Splash</span><br />I have to say that the biggest disappointment with Design Star was the show (Color Splash) that they created for the winner, David Bromstad. Even though David was the obvious winner and he was great on the competition show, I thought the show they created for him was unwatchable. Furthermore, I was surprised by how much he annoyed the bejesus out of me on his own show. Everyone -- but especially David -- was insanely peppy and excited about everything. It was ridiculous. There is a difference between being warm and enthusiastic and looking like a friggin' moron.<br /><br />The work David did on the competition seemed a lot more innovative than what he did on the show. I think on the show he was restrained by having to use products from certain stores.Also his color palettes were rich but not interesting. Sometimes they were just dark. They seemed really traditional, especially after seeing what designers like Matt did with color on Top Design (<a href="http://kora-in-hell-pr.blogspot.com/2007/04/top-ten.html">for example -- my top ten list</a>). The entire show was too too <span style="font-style: italic;">tooo</span> much. It needed to be toned down a notch. Or two. Or ten.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Design Star 2</span><br />But now we have the second season:<br /><ul> <li><a href="http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/design_star/">Design Star 2 Home</a> </li> <li><a href="http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/design_star/text/0,,HGTV_22056_63147,00.html">Bios</a></li> </ul> And oh my. I just gave this a perusal and it looks like it could be fun ... perhaps even hilarious (wait for it ... below).<br /><br />First of all, they have gone to central casting and found their stereotypical southern belle, aged 30, with a high school education, who has lived out her childhood dream "to marry my Prince Charming and have children."<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDsibPcvwiiG5E4OSX9X0lqF6YduwpQRxylGfB4qvu4EmUvsP3Enk2R8Z_cWYEw_lz0JTb4P8Wr2PoFGnyjsRj1THWAOurYYk_I6L2u7J0nVeuoXBQ17zH_aZrYh0F9ahuxnsC/s1600-h/christinaray.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDsibPcvwiiG5E4OSX9X0lqF6YduwpQRxylGfB4qvu4EmUvsP3Enk2R8Z_cWYEw_lz0JTb4P8Wr2PoFGnyjsRj1THWAOurYYk_I6L2u7J0nVeuoXBQ17zH_aZrYh0F9ahuxnsC/s400/christinaray.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5090152328616531314" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">Ain't she sweet </span><br /><br /></div> Judging from her interview we can expect pearls of wisdom to fall from her lips.<br /><br />But<br /><br />here<br /><br />is<br /><br />the<br /><br />kicker ...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8OBqN0Hg6NxffdwMZ3nXC5rrqgKDI0le_ncpoLWaA59LyCNQwVaJAhpoFnMyMTdGvXeQnf_DtLhCPntU_psuSuA2lh9mI9__h7f8a2GXePGogjlKoW4GAcZ7_ETZTv5h_f3tY/s1600-h/joshjohnson.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8OBqN0Hg6NxffdwMZ3nXC5rrqgKDI0le_ncpoLWaA59LyCNQwVaJAhpoFnMyMTdGvXeQnf_DtLhCPntU_psuSuA2lh9mI9__h7f8a2GXePGogjlKoW4GAcZ7_ETZTv5h_f3tY/s400/joshjohnson.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5090152332911498626" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">I can't believe it's not butter. </span><br /><br /></div> I'm speechless. <br /><br />And I can't wait to watch.kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-36307763203025886112007-07-22T09:33:00.000-07:002007-07-22T14:40:59.100-07:00visit the photoshop of horrors<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 0, 51);">First of all . . .</span><br /><br />For those of you who haven't yet seen it, this past week <a href="http://jezebel.com/">Jezebel</a> has had a fabulous series of posts entitled "<a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/photoshop-of-horrors/">Photoshop of Horrors</a>" regarding a recent cover of <span style="font-style: italic;">Redbook</span> magazine featuring Faith Hill. They offered 10K to anyone who could get them a copy of a pre-photoshopped image of the cover. The result created quite a buzz. I've put links to the posts below.<br /><br /></span> <div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqBMPKEgrL0qPVPrZ0_646HxZFTQglY63NaVA4EK9i1Z4yjlwAGmKqJpSpAl0X8w7HGcFm5zFyqFP6nMW9eGz1yDO5ZKsbzv_5KXoTRf-QzyTneVe2Xjnb267yRtQ1XhKZAaXJ/s1600-h/redbookfaithcombo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqBMPKEgrL0qPVPrZ0_646HxZFTQglY63NaVA4EK9i1Z4yjlwAGmKqJpSpAl0X8w7HGcFm5zFyqFP6nMW9eGz1yDO5ZKsbzv_5KXoTRf-QzyTneVe2Xjnb267yRtQ1XhKZAaXJ/s400/redbookfaithcombo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5090070904626533666" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 0, 51);font-size:85%;" ><span style="font-style: italic;">and yet they couldn't do anything about that hideous dress?</span></span><br /></div> <ol> <li><a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/photoshop-of-horrors/heres-our-winner-redbook-shatters-our-faith-in-well-not-publishing-but-maybe-god-278919.php%3Cbr%20/%3E">Here's Our Winner! 'Redbook' Shatters Our 'Faith' In Well, Not Publishing, But Maybe God</a></li> <li><a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/distort-by-numbers/the-annotated-guide-to-making-faith-hill-hot-278978.php">The Annotated Guide To Making Faith Hill 'Hot' </a></li> <li><a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/photoshop-of-horrors/faith-hills-redbook-photoshop-chop-why-were-pissed-279203.php">Faith Hill's 'Redbook' Photoshop Chop: Why We're Pissed</a></li> <li><a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/photoshop-of-horrors/the-redbook-you-should-have-seen-on-newsstands-279766.php">The 'Redbook' You Should Have Seen On Newsstands</a></li> <li><a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/photoshop-of-horrors/the-week-you-gave-us-faith-in-the-internets-280669.php">The Week You Gave Us 'Faith' In The Internets</a></li> </ol> In contrast to Faith Hill (who is aging beautifully and does not need the distortions of Photoshop) there are the stars who are constantly getting plastic surgery in desperate attempts to look younger. Supposedly they would need less Photoshopping but I suspect that in practice the reverse is true.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"></span></span><blockquote><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" ><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 0, 51);font-size:85%;" >JUST ADDED: </span>For a recent discussion of Hollywood stars and plastic surgery check out Ms. Place's new post on her Dishin Dat blog: <br /> <ul> <li> <a href="http://dis-ndat.blogspot.com/2007/07/beauty-is-as-beauty-does.html">Beauty is as Beauty Does</a></li> </ul> If nothing else it will scare you off of getting a chemical peel. Ow! Ow! Ow!</blockquote><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 0, 51);">On the other hand . . .</span><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"></span><blockquote><span style="font-size:100%;">"The Photoshopping experts at <a href="http://www.planethiltron.com/">PlanetHiltron.com</a> have done the opposite of Redbook and given some of today's biggest boldfaced names "normal" makeovers, which, <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=469050&in_page_id=1773&ito=1490">according to the <em>Daily Mail</em>,</a> means they've made to look like your run-of-the-mill, fashion-challenged, badly-coiffed, fat Americans." ( </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/photoshop-of-horrors/keira-knightley-just-like-us-280614.php">Keira Knightley: Just Like Us?</a></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" > | <a href="http://jezebel.com/">Jezebel.com</a></span> )</blockquote>Check it out. The images are hilarious:<span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span> <div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://planethiltron.com/"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPBna2MWamX1OphJ9SaZgl1mqSbpsyAG8OHSf628Zqy0oaHQeK6Pd6_6blQoQyK8CsO5dWGsfTl_r2w2ZRLkXdg8o-41Wx-5pQxKQkgixN9VJ7KSUKKYVnhainrE11nAzMBfqd/s400/planhiltspelling.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5090070908921500978" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 51); font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >Tori and Candy Spelling</span><br /><br /></div> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 0, 51);font-size:100%;" >And finally</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 0, 51);"> . . .<br /><br /></span>If ever we needed a warning against combining drugs and plastic surgery, <a href="http://gawker.com/">Gawker</a> brings us</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> <a href="http://gawker.com/news/crazy-love/courtney-love-celebrates-her-serenity-277173.php">Courtney Love</a>...<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://gawker.com/news/courtney-love/courtney-love-celebrates-her-serenity-277173.php"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizHvJgTlyFLdGSqQDa3QwAXchenjGkI8Kbxg5xnyfKd7F2aBpIdpcKVKmZaUWoiPqKyczDOovG9-iYuqYLF2eZ5e6xpvAaUSs5qrMOJ55T0b1iJqMIAH-ni5lKG3JB-8EVnUVY/s200/skeletor2b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5090074241816122722" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Warning: do not go to this link on a full stomach. My favorite comment: </span><br /><blockquote></blockquote><blockquote>Wow, has she been working out? Look how defined her arm muscle is...oh, my bad. That's just her skin sliding off. (<span style="font-size:85%;"><span class="commenter"><a title="Comments by MissGolightly" href="http://gawker.com/commenter/MissGolightly/">MISSGOLIGHTLY </a> AT <a href="http://gawker.com/news/crazy-love/courtney-love-celebrates-her-serenity-277173.php#c1874078">07/13/07 06:27 PM</a></span></span>)</blockquote>kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-3288432065253564922007-07-18T15:56:00.000-07:002007-07-19T11:04:29.637-07:00all tim all the time<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-size:78%;" >updated 07.19.07</span><br /><br />Let's talk overexposure.<br /><br />He's everywhere. Magazines, television, web. He's on red carpets. He's on Oprah. He's on Kathy Griffin introducing Paula Abdul as the greatest woman on the face of fashion. He's selling the book. He's selling the new show. He's selling the new company. He's selling cars. He's selling salad dressing for chrissakes! (WTF?)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgSWUdDcU58ZIXbz3yVS42ZM8o-nrQWNUBDum0ROfCfVr6GH_u8v6PQxn6zUMdlbqB599SsY6soL5Co1EIFGturH3Jt0kY4yjiNvV8jVJTTx8wU7WOzpGaqZsqUejqwGYtKiwD/s1600-h/timgunn3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgSWUdDcU58ZIXbz3yVS42ZM8o-nrQWNUBDum0ROfCfVr6GH_u8v6PQxn6zUMdlbqB599SsY6soL5Co1EIFGturH3Jt0kY4yjiNvV8jVJTTx8wU7WOzpGaqZsqUejqwGYtKiwD/s400/timgunn3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088962959641390514" border="0" /></a><br />Everything he does is breathlessly discussed and repromoted online and in talk show and infotainment interviews.<br /><br />He has an opinion on everything ... and I mean <span style="font-style: italic;">everything</span>.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidvO2_KlhmT-IF4V97dXuOMYAC2fVJM6cLWHygXQzocIYcB6tH4yODd80Il-UFIiS2Elygk_WechNC1udWDZaMfC53PmnMZN35CWoS-n31DIuA9CsW6vqmh0V58G1Gv85RF9zQ/s1600-h/timgunn5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidvO2_KlhmT-IF4V97dXuOMYAC2fVJM6cLWHygXQzocIYcB6tH4yODd80Il-UFIiS2Elygk_WechNC1udWDZaMfC53PmnMZN35CWoS-n31DIuA9CsW6vqmh0V58G1Gv85RF9zQ/s400/timgunn5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088968478674365906" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">(Including a few things he may want to keep to himself ... but whatever. He sounds like an expert and that's what counts... and we're only talking about women's body images here -- so no big deal, right?) </span><br /><br />For the Gunnophiles all this is great.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHlEbxj8TaJj2cLIXUFiPb1IbA_oR9XH3Ker5eR0LPeH7b9rPWWEGIsZtNU9ohWioX5xWQsRtz73ps2uFKCybrkKrWpj6f6woRms28mxrEcc6kVpMWWVvOavjtqXgqZtIRuqm5/s1600-h/timgunn2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHlEbxj8TaJj2cLIXUFiPb1IbA_oR9XH3Ker5eR0LPeH7b9rPWWEGIsZtNU9ohWioX5xWQsRtz73ps2uFKCybrkKrWpj6f6woRms28mxrEcc6kVpMWWVvOavjtqXgqZtIRuqm5/s400/timgunn2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088962955346423202" border="0" /></a>For the rest of us (or maybe it's just me) . . . not so much.<br /><br />I am actually not all that interested in the new Tim Gunn show. He keeps claiming his show is going to be "different" from other fashion makeover shows but I have yet to see anything that convinces me of that.<br /><br />I am interested in fashion design. I liked Project Runway because it showed the creative practice of innovative new fashion designers at work. At this point, I think that Project Runway <span style="font-style: italic;">could indeed</span> exist without Tim Gunn. Yeah Tim is great in that role but deep down inside haven't we all heard "make it work" just one too many times?<br /><br />Wouldn't it be fun to see Laura Bennett's droll eyerolls and wicked "Bad Mommy" comments? And she is someone who actually knows how things work. She is someone who has serious training in the history of design as well as technique. Or what about Uncle Nick?<br /><br />I'm just saying that Tim Gunn isn't totally irreplaceable. I think Bravo is making a mistake if they think that he is the reason people watch Project Runway. Call me crazy but I think the work of the designers is more interesting than the personality of Gunn or Klum or Kors.<br /><br />Gunn's priorities are obviously with himself. Fair enough. I just hope that he -- with Bravo's assistance -- doesn't crush Project Runway in pursuit of them.<br /><br />His makeover show may be a "lead-in" for Project Runway for some people but fashion makeover shows are a completely different genre. And they are really depressing. They ultimately end up being infantilizing and condescending. (With Tim in charge I can't imagine this will improve -- I mean he is the personification of haughty. That's partly what makes him such a hoot.)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7muKLoK4Oz29Pwq0hRyMJoKXkBN1k9ogvXrkBq73_a6I-JkPhgFNbpZZ-MRTOTrjYkxe1u7fn9lFJUj-vJKat429xu2ReK-iAquW3XdKI9hiTSt3Fq3Lrefaf9n45wZXGd6ha/s1600-h/timgunn4.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7muKLoK4Oz29Pwq0hRyMJoKXkBN1k9ogvXrkBq73_a6I-JkPhgFNbpZZ-MRTOTrjYkxe1u7fn9lFJUj-vJKat429xu2ReK-iAquW3XdKI9hiTSt3Fq3Lrefaf9n45wZXGd6ha/s400/timgunn4.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088964660448439746" border="0" /></a><br />I got hooked on watching Project Runway (and Top Design, etc) because it was creative and challenging. If I wanted to I could watch this other kind of programming on E! or Lifetime (celebrity, run-of-the-mill reality, women's daytime programming). I think that by focusing on promoting Tim as a star rather than on the actual creative work done on Project Runway Bravo is risking the very audience it gained from its innovative programming.<br /><br />On the other hand, Bravo could always go in this direction (click image for link):<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://googlevideos.blogspot.com/2006/03/tim-gunn-network-project-runway.html"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjm1MSPdsYg-h3Uri7EA87eA4LRroMzuA9dummUIdTJx_b4Fi1Z_Z5e3E2GLQKaTOqNPyT9_ZyWg4jzDFAt2hciOchm9IWvQh79VRDn5dXPJGmb4DFwY5elTAXWyQWPOtwzgyCR/s400/tgn.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088969990502854114" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwtr7NBTGqj-pc9A_QXHTBWbNDFe_L-JMWlOhwKoWPUWDFvoH1q0zCr0nJHP05kDHsazPYXzZjimpcpYH29WGZQ9KODBoaQ7877w7Od8nVLQcUfM0AvTpmHfuCVgQ9Q1PP64Mv/s1600-h/tim+gunn1.jpg"><br /></a>kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-87378473256229881182007-07-18T15:24:00.000-07:002007-07-18T15:51:24.605-07:00two questions about project runway<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiabGNmUCu88_Y9LMlkUbNbsQvD1xdWmrHbHt0-r1FWslunBzP9IhTkZcHUiUnMf7qugSutXZuX5cMGZa6MIUo_AKpoVMV9COngdK4-DPP7bCbLVuN1DlhCrFVcycRJgWaKAred/s1600-h/iwonder+copy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiabGNmUCu88_Y9LMlkUbNbsQvD1xdWmrHbHt0-r1FWslunBzP9IhTkZcHUiUnMf7qugSutXZuX5cMGZa6MIUo_AKpoVMV9COngdK4-DPP7bCbLVuN1DlhCrFVcycRJgWaKAred/s400/iwonder+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088670450893696370" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1.</span> Why was it delayed? Why did they skip a season? Was it because of the Tim Gunn negotiations? Was it because they couldn't find enough good contestants?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2. </span> Inevitably there is some energy lost by the show being off for this long in between seasons. Do you think it will be able to recover or do you think it is not going to be quite the same hit that it was by the end of the third season?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuiztDdN8gJLyLOzdDSYwuyDLbS83y48yTs8D_XmI4nzAahxHmMl2EqIXzYt-ymEO37p0u98iBGy0d7wxCBhDJhh9NrRSmhlL2IffcBPS5Huf0bk4YIEuq6s4Jq_VnWAR5BnWe/s1600-h/crowd-cheer.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuiztDdN8gJLyLOzdDSYwuyDLbS83y48yTs8D_XmI4nzAahxHmMl2EqIXzYt-ymEO37p0u98iBGy0d7wxCBhDJhh9NrRSmhlL2IffcBPS5Huf0bk4YIEuq6s4Jq_VnWAR5BnWe/s400/crowd-cheer.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088670863210556802" border="0" /></a>kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-74223958636333953642007-07-14T09:59:00.000-07:002007-07-16T18:11:25.641-07:00kiss my capris<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">deposing the rules of fashion</span><br /><br />When Tim Gunn was a guest on the "Oprah" show, he provided six fashion rules for "mature" women (mature = over-40). Older women should never wear:<br /><ol> <li>Pleated pants</li> <li>Low-rise jeans </li> <li>Horizontal stripes </li> <li>Jackets that hit at mid-thigh </li> <li>Double-breasted blazers </li> <li>Capri-length pants</li> </ol> I call bullshit.<br /><br />First of all, since when did being old start at 40? Jeez! This puts some women who are having their first child into the same age category as great grandmothers. This isn't the 1950s. Age groupings for women have changed considerably. Women are very active -- working, athletic, travelling -- well into their seventies today. In some fields women are just getting their careers going in their 40s.<br /><br />I confess that I have always hated any sort of these lists of rules. Dos and don'ts. Like most of these kinds of dictates I have an innate tendency to see them primarily as there to be broken. They are a mainstay for hack copy in fashion magazines but there is nothing original or fresh about them.<br /><br />These specific six rules are about what is flattering to body shape as well as what is in fashion at present. Pleated pants and double breasted blazers are not overly youthful. They are just not especially flattering or currently fashionable. Horizontal stripes are widening. Based on the assumption that no woman under age 40 buys clothes from Liz Claiborne, I will use summer fashions from Tim's new employer to demonstrate the problems with these rules.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1. Pleated pants</span> - no one should wear these. Ever.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjfSYX_RY1NN5S4dbNRNZyaav4W-rbz7yBEevDaZ6eCkV_XPOnXtdDDaDtCPNfx7wV-ysp7E0Rky-hMcPsikl10VCHBEFn7BIDhRZPAtO7PxmICg8wxmADxvx3_26DPgCfTHAg/s1600-h/triplepleat.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjfSYX_RY1NN5S4dbNRNZyaav4W-rbz7yBEevDaZ6eCkV_XPOnXtdDDaDtCPNfx7wV-ysp7E0Rky-hMcPsikl10VCHBEFn7BIDhRZPAtO7PxmICg8wxmADxvx3_26DPgCfTHAg/s200/triplepleat.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087099880137796850" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.lizclaiborne.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2075486&cp=1986587.1988208&parentPage=family">mo pleats mo fugly</a></div><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2. Low-rise jeans</span> : women under 22 shouldn't wear these--and <a href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/74011707_87881d6e59.jpg">not very many of them can get away with it either</a>. I'm not convinced that they are a particularly attractive look for even the best of figures. It is just a cut that can't quite get away from the idea of "cheap and slutty":<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhx3PKYNlv6PEhj-HKmSIXghiOi_MFOo5iS06x_c9s0mzCnIekxZkcP1-ccO-6flbOcC3UDSI950RELhuEyDoQM9f0t-Q3eN2LUkDt8ipq4ZQIDTF6OXXeiLPPK1Rob8TlmTbu7/s1600-h/lowrise.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhx3PKYNlv6PEhj-HKmSIXghiOi_MFOo5iS06x_c9s0mzCnIekxZkcP1-ccO-6flbOcC3UDSI950RELhuEyDoQM9f0t-Q3eN2LUkDt8ipq4ZQIDTF6OXXeiLPPK1Rob8TlmTbu7/s200/lowrise.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087107387740630274" border="0" /></a>On the other hand, Liz Claiborne is well known for perpetrating the style crime of <a href="http://www.lizclaiborne.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2026705&cp=1986587.1988241&view=all&parentPage=family">mom jeans</a> and those are just as bad.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOxjVpxVM3nrF2sU5kRYGjGRVI5yN0KCdcpDR5IeMDeZ4Q98_5i19jrV5kkp4LtMWhMYCCjNatP3iaJEeWSyGOjtzxhYtF3BiUNvBuRzr8r9Hvj5O_EttApqbaSM5YL4utWX7f/s1600-h/momjean.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOxjVpxVM3nrF2sU5kRYGjGRVI5yN0KCdcpDR5IeMDeZ4Q98_5i19jrV5kkp4LtMWhMYCCjNatP3iaJEeWSyGOjtzxhYtF3BiUNvBuRzr8r9Hvj5O_EttApqbaSM5YL4utWX7f/s200/momjean.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087099880137796818" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3. Horizontal stripes</span> -- This rule is ridiculous. The principle is one based on body shape not age.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhS6t_ig4xe9umfhhTBtyy3RE0f-LLvA9vSYgyKmjOaA06l8PvMqr17ybTnVq9t5afQXktq6BMM_eS7LY5XsOLkHgCRapK8GuOodjAo7D8QcCAuFam6-VSSQmXaUlfO-c1LXIN2/s1600-h/stripedtop.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhS6t_ig4xe9umfhhTBtyy3RE0f-LLvA9vSYgyKmjOaA06l8PvMqr17ybTnVq9t5afQXktq6BMM_eS7LY5XsOLkHgCRapK8GuOodjAo7D8QcCAuFam6-VSSQmXaUlfO-c1LXIN2/s200/stripedtop.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087099880137796834" border="0" /></a>Here is the thing with fashion rules: even the people who make them don't follow them. Tim's very own Oprah makeover selected a dress with a horizontal stripe pattern for a woman who had just given birth to twins:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2BCj2cYCFsfiLmE0gqq1xEsKEMNGsjyOi6Bq0vbeM7CSz9aPfe_M5o1o17_AKUmqk-3FTAmOaAx7XWVf0V-Rqvxh3fzApQyoc9yyrLbJF9Zv2idX-n8X5wVNs2xYZFnjVdlqw/s1600-h/kim2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2BCj2cYCFsfiLmE0gqq1xEsKEMNGsjyOi6Bq0vbeM7CSz9aPfe_M5o1o17_AKUmqk-3FTAmOaAx7XWVf0V-Rqvxh3fzApQyoc9yyrLbJF9Zv2idX-n8X5wVNs2xYZFnjVdlqw/s200/kim2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087108929633889554" border="0" /></a>And a <a href="http://www.lizclaiborne.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2667730&cp=1986595.2203656.2285709&view=all&parentPage=family">striped top</a> can look fine on a larger body:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju0bYehh2WP3agyjetErf6N8r9J_Qj-gvfrNVWA0W2XECuTrKTrthRM0mLtE42sKq0V8Rsxbx993arpWEqPrwZ55S9S7WcNkbWpgyEoahBUGclC-lPDWmEpuwdf6_UQRU0DnWi/s1600-h/lizplusstriped.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju0bYehh2WP3agyjetErf6N8r9J_Qj-gvfrNVWA0W2XECuTrKTrthRM0mLtE42sKq0V8Rsxbx993arpWEqPrwZ55S9S7WcNkbWpgyEoahBUGclC-lPDWmEpuwdf6_UQRU0DnWi/s400/lizplusstriped.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087099442051132530" border="0" /></a>Omygod! Is she wearing capri length pants?!<br /></div><br />In fact, it would seem that this season's <a href="http://www.lizclaiborne.com/category/index">Liz Claiborne plus size collection</a> breaks every one of Tim Gunn's rules.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">4. Jackets that hit at mid-thigh</span> : Frankly I don't even understand what this rule is about. The look would depend on the particular outfit and the <a href="http://www.lizclaiborne.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2667712&cp=1986595.2203656.2285709&parentPage=family">cut of the jacket</a>:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikQzDV6O-y2mxSfGF-ZbeSXXqKztC2kwd8rcFtd8K0e1iV7cOBPfgxzfz5JZZyqvrFyIFDonymqixzWSxRXBR_N22Y7mupB1xapBtxlhGnpc0_OC1ai8TiOiymMUill9cTw6i7/s1600-h/lizlinenjacket.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikQzDV6O-y2mxSfGF-ZbeSXXqKztC2kwd8rcFtd8K0e1iV7cOBPfgxzfz5JZZyqvrFyIFDonymqixzWSxRXBR_N22Y7mupB1xapBtxlhGnpc0_OC1ai8TiOiymMUill9cTw6i7/s200/lizlinenjacket.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087099875842829490" border="0" /></a><br />Here is an example from LC's plus size collection:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxgon6JV65c4KnkpUu6V0Hr0vyIBEJyQW-ElVY5YfXA42pSltuLY6i5x1h5IarC0iAGH6JnYG0WexZmR3gw3zFXzBFBu2ryCjiuK-f4SaUG-jpn2_RH8ur_gh1za-rubzJvAdx/s1600-h/lcoutfit2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxgon6JV65c4KnkpUu6V0Hr0vyIBEJyQW-ElVY5YfXA42pSltuLY6i5x1h5IarC0iAGH6JnYG0WexZmR3gw3zFXzBFBu2ryCjiuK-f4SaUG-jpn2_RH8ur_gh1za-rubzJvAdx/s320/lcoutfit2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087804800235187490" border="0" /></a>This is a fine casual or light exercise outfit but the problem I see with the LC collection is that it is dowdy and it hides women's curves rather than highlights them.<br /><br />It will be interesting to see how Gunn will approach this area at Liz Claiborne given Tim's well-known "issues" with the bodies of zaftig women (i.e., any woman over a size 4 and/or any woman with fleshy curves).<br /><br />And that place needs some help. After a while the LC collection started to really depress me. The idea that they wanted women to dress this way. I think they got some of their fabric ideas from somebody's great grandmother's old davenport:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7dCykAJwWJOFY-x3nUpwyREVJYBpk_Z-vZbGo3BWO0U_bg1dOgmMnflXIUia_-Plce8nM8qAPWo4ujmIDdZHRkPZ-ednuxmZR-IoSXmkTnUPAFeBnQ9wTfaCJdsICWrS7UjVN/s1600-h/scaryfabric.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7dCykAJwWJOFY-x3nUpwyREVJYBpk_Z-vZbGo3BWO0U_bg1dOgmMnflXIUia_-Plce8nM8qAPWo4ujmIDdZHRkPZ-ednuxmZR-IoSXmkTnUPAFeBnQ9wTfaCJdsICWrS7UjVN/s200/scaryfabric.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087807626323668290" border="0" /></a>Yes, it's metallic too!<br /></div><br />If you must have a rule how about this one: don't wear fabric that might be used to upholster furniture at a funeral home. But I digress . . .<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">5. Double-breasted blazers</span>: these aren't in fashion now. Just as with pleated pants, the "rules" don't have to do with age. There is nothing overly youthful about a double-breasted blazer, mid-thigh jackets or horizontal stripes. They have to do with style, cut, and shape and what is in fashion.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">6. Capri-length pants</span> : This is the one that really gets me. I thought about naming this post: <span style="font-style: italic;">"kiss my capri wearing ass</span>." Sure capris are not the best for short legs. But capris are a fashion staple -- there's no getting away from them either at the gym or in the summer (especially at the beach). Even with short legs capri-length works especially if you are wearing the same color on the top. <span style="font-style: italic;">So shoot me</span>.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.lizclaiborne.com/family/index.jsp?categoryId=1988209&cp=1986587">Here are LC's cropped pants selections.</a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">I don't care what age you are.<br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhY1uAwuzlaNZdkBwL4bC0unrSHeG8fiwkXMudY09ibdRqNkuQmoh3ICTsDGH9TAGSinYGBmuCsJyem_u6xexDuwx_IAN1lfWJdJn8yUrfasioDpZcSjh9UFpGnsltJwpyGmddD/s1600-h/lccropped.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhY1uAwuzlaNZdkBwL4bC0unrSHeG8fiwkXMudY09ibdRqNkuQmoh3ICTsDGH9TAGSinYGBmuCsJyem_u6xexDuwx_IAN1lfWJdJn8yUrfasioDpZcSjh9UFpGnsltJwpyGmddD/s320/lccropped.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087809275591109970" border="0" /></a>These pants are fugly!<br /></div><br />On the other hand, here are Eileen Fisher's:<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwsb9LAmloEv1wj7no4EHGMt2AQDzlUfWpFTT-Sd-dQcwSkikAfC0-5GhQ_PDcR-fA3stg2e9pANpK2hLrRWy52lTGi8pOWj5RXlQX_hADiZHEsP5EePc6m7TB-FBsDMAHH86p/s1600-h/efcapri.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwsb9LAmloEv1wj7no4EHGMt2AQDzlUfWpFTT-Sd-dQcwSkikAfC0-5GhQ_PDcR-fA3stg2e9pANpK2hLrRWy52lTGi8pOWj5RXlQX_hADiZHEsP5EePc6m7TB-FBsDMAHH86p/s400/efcapri.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087098922360089650" border="0" /></a>To die for... and they come in petite.<br /></div><br />Eileen Fisher targets the same age group as LC and is similar in price range (slightly higher but not by much). Nonetheless, Eileen Fisher has a much more youthful and fashionable and versatile look.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.eileenfisher.com/"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi805XKzpnICnqK26LyKeeNSULfiz0Ls-rfDVrR3JNiOVc3L0Ecbs3ip7g1Wvo8Fy6iyjVSlZ5Qv93ylHdreI1-BdX7QpHDpyBQv84-ii9P9ou_iMDEXFG_cWufDprU1fJ7bbZp/s400/eileenfisher3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087098926655056978" border="0" /></a><br />It is one that is not beset by the kind of mindset that has fashion "rules" about what you can and can't wear at a certain age. In<span class="" style="display: block;" id="formatbar_CreateLink" title="Link" onmouseover="ButtonHoverOn(this);" onmouseout="ButtonHoverOff(this);" onmouseup="" onmousedown="CheckFormatting(event);FormatbarButton('richeditorframe', this, 8);ButtonMouseDown(this);"></span> fact the company is based on thinking about women and fashion in a manner that is opposed to these kinds of restrictions.<br /><br />Frankly, if Tim Gunn really wants to reinvigorate LC he is going to have to change the way that he thinks about fashion... and women.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >two posts from 02.05.07: </span><br /><a href="http://kora-in-hell-pr.blogspot.com/2007/02/back-matter.html"></a> <ul> <li><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://kora-in-hell-pr.blogspot.com/2007/02/back-matter.html">tg on how runway models should look</a> (after the tyra banks discussion): </span></li> <li><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://kora-in-hell-pr.blogspot.com/2007/02/body-image-2.html"> continued commentary on the preference for heroin chic / boyish body type in fashion </a></span></li> </ul>kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-5620884641872542552007-07-13T17:04:00.000-07:002007-07-14T07:41:15.290-07:00fashion rules that never change<div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold; font-family: georgia; font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">"Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses!"<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"> From Tim Gunn's makeover sessions on Oprah:<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiw480NOjUwrUETkhj1LCZHX7rxMVH7Oz0NrTWKQENEyOtgIae8123dp_DYF1yIJo3J-LajG3TP_zhp5kRZxdVu1ZghXzhpONWqHE0RZqBmnU1kvTwjy59mRCG7ThDnG6d987j/s1600-h/makeovers.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiw480NOjUwrUETkhj1LCZHX7rxMVH7Oz0NrTWKQENEyOtgIae8123dp_DYF1yIJo3J-LajG3TP_zhp5kRZxdVu1ZghXzhpONWqHE0RZqBmnU1kvTwjy59mRCG7ThDnG6d987j/s400/makeovers.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5086833553510738834" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">What makes this particularly pathetic is that<br />Liz Claiborne has its own line of eyewear:<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZbPeIBwp4O3RwusYdnKvZp64rbhrJB2J9T2gbN5KndEeWLRJ8ch4DO9Gm98J-28sEObHJH-Ko-MoeFZDTd6QIWhNvX_ks3qbGPBsDIakfGmvfp3U3Mgn-TpnXuOp8WInB2BGe/s1600-h/lizclaiborne-l282b_p.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZbPeIBwp4O3RwusYdnKvZp64rbhrJB2J9T2gbN5KndEeWLRJ8ch4DO9Gm98J-28sEObHJH-Ko-MoeFZDTd6QIWhNvX_ks3qbGPBsDIakfGmvfp3U3Mgn-TpnXuOp8WInB2BGe/s400/lizclaiborne-l282b_p.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5086833566395640786" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Tim Gunn, the great shillmeister, missed a perfect<br />chance to promote a product from his new employer!<br /></div>kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-60677540510577056452007-07-10T09:26:00.000-07:002007-07-10T21:28:53.339-07:00how many rock stars does it take to change a light bulb?<blockquote style="font-style: italic; font-family: georgia;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 0, 153);"> "Like most Americans I like to help people while being on tv."</span><br />- <a href="http://www.mariabamford.com/">Maria Bamford</a></blockquote><br />Here's the thing about Live Earth:<br /><br />I just don't need household tips on cutting down on my use of resources from people who live far more lavish lives than I could ever imagine, thank you very much.<br /><br />Here are a few things that ordinary people who are living within a budget do not need to learn from movie and rock stars:<br /><span><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Turn off the light. Put on a sweater if you are cold. You don't need that. You can use that again. Make it yourself. Give it to someone who needs it. Leave a place as clean as you found it.<br /><br /></span> <div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://memory.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/D?fsaall:20:./temp/%7Eammem_GtGY::"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTAY4tmm3GoXDi7iUPcz1BVxsuBT1jrWM-Ng04VO36E_kBn6EOqvfbwY9h04Nbwe0-NNo8gR-PLgZ_ARTy-KUY3sLBwAGONYlXvfv1y2L7knCSySyN-Tf2PXx1rbTqNf_nBJ5d/s200/8b30071r.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5085622778838274322" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:78%;">Photograph by Russell Lee | Library of Congress : American Memory</span><br /></span></div> </blockquote></span>Some people do this because they are worried about being able to afford to pay the bills rather than because they want to save the environment.<br /><br />Hollywood telling ordinary Americans how to conserve resources is outrageous.<br /><br />Americans telling this to people in Brazil is offensive.<br /><br />Okay. It's fine if Hollywood and rock stars want to support environmental causes and use their celebrity to draw people to events. This is part of the fundraising world.<br /><br />However, the various forms of hypocrisy do get a little hard to swallow: did Sheryl Crow sing her SUV-promoting song "Every Day is a Winding Road?" Seriously: when you are making fistfuls of money off of promoting SUVs can you really call yourself an environmentalist?<br /><br />I know I'm being cynical. And I'm not the target for Live Earth. I was more the Live Aid generation. I do realize that telling people to use energy-saving light bulbs is a way of making people feel like they are helping and that is important. Even more important is spreading awareness of the larger political issues that have to do with oil companies, car companies, governments, the Kyoto accord, the world bank, rain forests, global poverty, etc.<br /><br />The biggest problem with Americans on an individual level is our use of gas guzzling cars. Changing that has to do with developing and improving mass transportation systems and smaller cars. And then getting Americans to change their habits and start using them. I'm not holding my breath. Maybe this generation will change. It is a little hard to believe they will when the icons that are preaching to them are also flying private jets and promoting SUVs.<br /><br />We need a government that is far more committed to providing people with what they need in order to conserve whether it be recycling programs or investment in making alternative energy resources not just feasible but cheap. (By the way, do all of the performers at Live Earth -- the people who can afford to do this -- have homes that run on alternative energy?) I don't need tips on how to conserve energy. I know how to do this. Here is what I do need: affordable solar energy. I would like to be able to afford to install solar panels. Ahem, Governor Schwarzenegger (link: <a href="http://kora-in-hell-sciences.blogspot.com/2007/07/why-is-arnold-at-live-earth.html">why is arnold at live earth?</a>).kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-32463654820438530202007-06-01T11:16:00.000-07:002007-06-03T11:47:59.896-07:00lana turner has collapsed<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtpdFEanyxT7a_3v4By-RcAG_bW6Yva5DSzRf76YweJRhCvqgLX7AMVuXEcuYowb3gqocsYHMaign61Gc4H1B2LSFoOepvMYLsT4roMPR1eKhD_F0g-9YiQuPhJ-9_LJn5AeJF/s1600-h/lanapostman.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtpdFEanyxT7a_3v4By-RcAG_bW6Yva5DSzRf76YweJRhCvqgLX7AMVuXEcuYowb3gqocsYHMaign61Gc4H1B2LSFoOepvMYLsT4roMPR1eKhD_F0g-9YiQuPhJ-9_LJn5AeJF/s200/lanapostman.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5071204409044521618" border="0" /></a><br />I am away for a week and the fools* over at <a href="http://projectgay.blogspot.com/2007/06/dames.html">Project Gay's Dames and Diva's Deathmatch</a> voted for Eve Arden over Lana Turner.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipv5w8ENfWfX_M56j-1y0eoIVj7CMd61P4BSVsMafAFc9hHcwBK5eFZ7BIadmfVZcnWx1vw8e609sNs2egR0g1vJ7BUL-4wHo84o8w05MqHi4ThcFoOQ0y5F3_gRVR2Q_EW2-R/s1600-h/lanax.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipv5w8ENfWfX_M56j-1y0eoIVj7CMd61P4BSVsMafAFc9hHcwBK5eFZ7BIadmfVZcnWx1vw8e609sNs2egR0g1vJ7BUL-4wHo84o8w05MqHi4ThcFoOQ0y5F3_gRVR2Q_EW2-R/s200/lanax.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5071202476309238370" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">(*I'm not talking about T&L of course: they simply provided the venue where the foolishness unfolded.)<br /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMPfdhtanWkIG2m_-DoHwyIrRr_2jF_jF0vE4QQQ_eA3un5H9QE3jYijrwrPcyNLL-fG_Ud_CnInSiDjnILXuCv9iibnagSCs8X6V2N2LCmwIX2tEZmLUDz5B0J0Y7vs8vwgjI/s1600-h/imitoflife.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMPfdhtanWkIG2m_-DoHwyIrRr_2jF_jF0vE4QQQ_eA3un5H9QE3jYijrwrPcyNLL-fG_Ud_CnInSiDjnILXuCv9iibnagSCs8X6V2N2LCmwIX2tEZmLUDz5B0J0Y7vs8vwgjI/s400/imitoflife.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5071561063128781570" border="0" /></a>Leaving aside the utter genius of <span style="font-style: italic;">Imitation of Life</span> (book<span style="font-weight: bold;">s</span> have been written on this) . . .<br /><br />First, I do have to wonder, since the web site is called <a href="http://projectgay.blogspot.com/">Project Gay</a>, if being a fabulous drama queen still counts for something anymore? But more importantly I have to point out that Lana Turner holds a special place in the pantheon of Hollywood dames: there is no other diva who has been honored at the literary level of being the subject of one of Frank O'Hara's <span style="font-style: italic;">Lunch Poems</span>.<br /><br /><a href="http://kora-in-hell-letters.blogspot.com/2007/06/frank-ohara.html">Frank O’Hara</a>, <span style="font-style: italic;">as I'm sure you all know</span>, was a New York School poet and something of a gay icon (well, as much as a poet is iconic to anyone these days). In his <a href="http://kora-in-hell-letters.blogspot.com/2007/06/frank-ohara.html">“Poem (Lana Turner has collapsed!)”</a> -- one of his most famous and funniest -- he writes about Lana Turner who is (or was – obviously she is less well known these days) something of a gay icon. I thought every gay man could recite this poem. It's on the Agenda, isn't it?<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" ><a href="http://kora-in-hell-letters.blogspot.com/2007/06/frank-ohara.html">Click here for more information on Frank O'Hara including the text of "Poem (Lana Turner has collapsed!)" and a brief interpretation of the poem as defining the "gay diva". There is some information on Lana Turner as well.</a></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQ6Ro6LEHnTzpPipaoHzcGjU6E8a-U512JjXG3JcclLaGld8fOXLfEwSTm3-YesXeeE1g0LSVN4s7my2dTkcxpXnyZ_Znv60xcArecUFM8pg5p9RdUCs9CtoIwQQuFhgfCW4GY/s1600-h/lunchpoems.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQ6Ro6LEHnTzpPipaoHzcGjU6E8a-U512JjXG3JcclLaGld8fOXLfEwSTm3-YesXeeE1g0LSVN4s7my2dTkcxpXnyZ_Znv60xcArecUFM8pg5p9RdUCs9CtoIwQQuFhgfCW4GY/s400/lunchpoems.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5071551605610795746" border="0" /></a>This is from his classic book -- <span style="font-style: italic;">Lunch Poems</span>. Of course every English major has a copy of the <span style="font-style: italic;">Lunch Poems</span>. Right? You did come to class prepared didn't you? I know, I know. I'm looking at gaps in education that result in Dr. [<span style="font-style: italic;">Jesus wept</span>] Boogie thinking that Tyson was Amish (the mind reels) and yet I expect people to have committed to memory works by New York School poets.<br /><br />Sigh. I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed.<br /><a href="http://kora-in-hell-letters.blogspot.com/2007/06/frank-ohara.html"></a>kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-1590166288323017812007-05-14T13:18:00.000-07:002007-05-14T21:02:25.742-07:00tim gunn : emperor of his domain<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">from the <span style="font-style: italic;">Journal of Grown Men in Silly Costumes</span>, aka </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">House and Garden</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">. </span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style=";font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">"Welcome to my opium den."</span></span><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span></div> <div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.houseandgarden.com/trends/tastemaker/timgunn?currentPage=1"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcApPQLp92nJY0a_zkkphIGCDdIN9weo5k_91tjiBOX-lXL0mwaH4668H6IYYDSkKyZ_puXcuOOiCtdb7_NKee1TBljEHc5ZA5FykEXFiT00ByLEEWqALYnCZiu-YJ9AQfVaam/s400/emperorgunn.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5064513524528919650" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">The mandarin in his dragon robe. </span></span><br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">(</span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >I could swear this is a character from one of<br />E. F. Benson's Mapp and Lucia novels. </span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">)</span></span><br /></div> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />It has been a while since I've checked in over at </span><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" href="http://bloggingprojectrunway.blogspot.com/">Blogging Project Runway </a><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">but I'm glad I went to the site today because now can't stop giggling.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">It all makes sense now. Tim Gunn has adopted the anglophilic mannerisms of the upperclass English; it is only natural that he would also have a longing for a return to the Age of Empire.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">He's sort of a cross between Sherlock Holmes and Dorian Grey. They were both aesthetes with a sharp eye and an unsparing tongue. They were also characters "coded" as homosexual although not "out" per se. (Both of them also had a penchant for opium.)</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">At any rate, that photograph is awesome: is that not the expression of a man who is "pleased as punch"?? His smiling pink face is like the little occidental cherry on top of the layers and layers of orientalist cake.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">And the </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">pièce de résistance</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">: the bow tie.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Oh, Tim. You slay me.</span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">NOTES </span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />1. <a href="http://www.houseandgarden.com/trends/tastemaker/timgunn?currentPage=1">Click here to go to the <span style="font-style: italic;">House and Garden</span> online article.</a><br />2. To see the large color pages of the article click here: <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZLC-_q9qMGSm_QwLeCx0y82SvjlhN0D3SEjiiDgRkgGlZJJPqJ5ToXgjknAzTOMx0hL7s7oLtskgsCtyyJzA58B8IONDOYZ_akJerIVNL83YLMKC1TDO9Wwkl4BpuUKpxDgklBQ/s1600-h/tghousegarden1.jpg">page 1</a> and <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAytYuFQz-9aZz9vEyCYPV8fvki-noe4WaSIpxfGbPSBvh3EIYmzmVzWNhBkg6u_E0TihDKKBobeoItjyEOOuAs5KMT0MGCg4vqXW5bXfsNmsmoabGevDGIN3StW8OEg7nHkC7Iw/s1600-h/tghousegarden2.jpg">page 2</a></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />3. His robe is vintage Miao (Hmong). These are still affordable to more modest collectors (in the hundreds of dollars rather than hundreds of thousands dollars). However, as with most folk artists and native peoples the Hmong have been exploited by dealers and collectors. So if you do purchase their textiles, purchase from the Hmong themselves or ask the dealer if the profits have been shared with the Hmong people.<br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghOAJOkenJr75U8TLXmp7u8Q1H4VtfQxmLULIDa3ChKDD6f7bZiaw71SZyxE19zOqPoCGpZlzazxX71fRBv3FjmBwuXHFDAelwGhoKBLApL2t1AwsVynhOghBvDzuZPD8BtQeH/s1600-h/19thport.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghOAJOkenJr75U8TLXmp7u8Q1H4VtfQxmLULIDa3ChKDD6f7bZiaw71SZyxE19zOqPoCGpZlzazxX71fRBv3FjmBwuXHFDAelwGhoKBLApL2t1AwsVynhOghBvDzuZPD8BtQeH/s200/19thport.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5064551539284456610" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">4. I'm fascinated by this (at right) 19th century Chinese portrait in Tim's apartment. It's stunning. I think that a closer examination would reveal an interesting interplay between western and eastern styles of dress and needlework (I'm especially interested in the millinary) but it is hard to tell from the photograph.<br />5. Further recommended reading: Sarah Cheang. "Selling China: Class, Gender and Orientalism and the Department Store." Journal of Design History Vol 20. No 1. 2007. 1-16. (If I have a chance I'll put it with my material in the art/design/fashion department.) </span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3LkPddHaJCLtT5N76FMEzjYdtCCL1XWIZA7r4_Zn7b6kcG-AnLTl1Z8E76L8t1PDQJtdhbeS_vMCREaa8XqV7Oc2kj5I_ud7ltKRIhxc0yfIqKgQCWA7G0AbpD4KYhW60hJMu/s1600-h/19thport.jpg"></a>kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-13159122978140053612007-04-26T15:09:00.000-07:002007-04-26T16:59:49.695-07:00slap happy<span style="font-weight: bold;">How I Met Your Mother: Slap Bet</span><br /><br />I remember watching the first episode of <span style="font-style: italic;">How I Met Your Mother</span> and thinking, eh, I don't need this additional half hour sucked out of my life by television along with all the others, so I passed on watching this and didn't give it another thought--until this week when my husband, after reading a <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/04/23/cbs-reruns-himyms-slap-bet-episode-tonight/">second rave review on tvsquad</a>, recorded the rerun of HIMYM's "<span style="font-weight: bold;">Slap Bet</span>" episode (<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/how-i-met-your-mother/">1st tvsquad episode review</a>).<br /><br />Because I am too impatient I watched it just to see what all the fuss was about before my husband got home. O. M. G. This is one of the funniest sitcom episodes EVER. If you want to get technical you can start ranking the various Seinfeld and Simpsons and what-not but what I'm saying is that I rarely watch something that is so hilarious that I want to save it on the disk so I can watch it again during the week because it makes me laugh so much. (The last time I did that was with <a href="http://www.mariabamford.com/">Maria Bamford</a>'s half hour special on Comedy Special.)<br /><br />When I watched the episode for the second time I twas waiting to see my husband's reaction: his mouth dropped open in hilarity and disbelief, rocking in the chair in paroxisms of laughter. I was not disappointed. Of course I was doing the same. I was mainly waiting for the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Robin Sparkles</span> moment at the end. It is so crazy that you tend to forget that what leads up to it is also brilliant comedy writing and acting. Watching the episode again allowed me to appreciate the first half more. It could stand alone as a great episode even without the video at the end.<br /><br />In addition you need to watch the <span style="font-weight: bold;">"Robin Sparkles"</span> video several times because there is a lot of stuff in it and the first time you see it you are laughing so hard that you miss most of the lyrics. The second time around you catch things you missed the first time but if you are familiar with eighties fashion and music videos you will want to watch it again for various references and details.<br /><br />However, everything in the episode is spot-on. There is not one wasted line. The entire <span style="font-weight: bold;">Slap Bet</span> plot line allows for some of the best sitcom slapstick (literally) I've seen. There are the slaps themselves which are unique expressions of character: Barney's fast stings versus Marshall's brute blows. And there are the reactions, especially when Marshall starts to tear up and covers his face which leads to this classic recess exchange:<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><blockquote><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Barney:</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> Are you crying?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Marshall:</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> No. </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">You</span> are. </blockquote>Another gem is Lilly as <span style="font-weight: bold;">Slap Bet Commissioner</span> devising new rules for all of Barney and Marshall's violations, i.e., "premature slapulation."<br /><br />Woven into the theme is the debate about couples sharing too much or too little with each other. Marshall and Lilly tell each other everything. This can be interesting, as we learn that Marshall won't go to the Pacific Northwest because of Sasquatch. ("I'm not afraid, I just think we need to be aware.") We also learn that sharing everything with each other is also utterly, nauseatingly annoying and worse yet, boring.<br /><br />Robin won't tell Ted her secret about why she won't go to the mall. Each buddy has a theory about Robin's secret. Barney's is that Robin did "porn -- wait for it -- ography." Marshall's theory is that she is already married at a mall in Canada. (One of my favorite details was Ted's claim that he looked it up on the "Canadian Mall Marriages 6000" database.)<br /><br />Robin's secret allows for a few good jabs at Canada in the first part of the episode (e.g., maybe Canadian marriages are like Canadian money: no one really takes it seriously) but we have to wait for the end of the episode for that motif to fully bloom.<br /><br />The final disclosure is the video of the song <span style="font-weight: bold;">"Let's Go to the Mall"</span> that Robin made when she was a teenage pop star in Canada who toured and sang in malls as <span style="font-weight: bold;">"Robin Sparkles."</span> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/robinsparkles">Robin Sparkles has her own my space page</a> so you can watch the entire video, which has so many hysterically funny elements that I would be describing the entire video just to list them. Just watch it. (I will just mention that I particularly liked the Maple Leaf "Canada Day" bad body roll dance element and the addition of the robot was inspired 80's idiocy.)<br /><br />However. this is an episode that is so well written that it is worth seeing the whole setup. Also, the group's conversation about the video is priceless: "Hey everyone Robin is rapping!"<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><blockquote style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Marshall:</span> This was in the '90s. Why does this look like it's from 1986?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Robin: </span>Because the '80s didn't come to Canada until like '93.</blockquote><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Oh Canada, Our Great Mittened Neighbor of the North. We mock because there is no good reason for us to do so. And yet we do it anyway. And it is funny. Life is cruel. </span>kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-63224556891012691442007-04-15T16:23:00.000-07:002007-04-24T16:56:21.826-07:00venus reclining<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=471463"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold;">Pink Goddess</span></a></span><br /><br /></div> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=471463"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiLl2zpHY-Sh26PJsvWKHorlEGlOmgW2Y2S6WsRoNEMoYd7dHGs0olJRrArKMfCgYOyLYGf7BmjADUPbgH3VXQDigMXIHMRT0YA4HyvB0GBouTEd_W5G9-g9H8kvh6LBX_0b8-/s320/pinkgoddess.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5053801050589308754" border="0" /></a><br />I'm always so busy reading Linda Merrill's posts on her <a href="http://chameleon-interiors.blogspot.com/">::surroundings blog</a> that I don't take the time to look at the sidebar. But this reclining goddess caught my eye, <span style="font-style: italic;">naturally</span>, and I had to follow it's trail to Linda's <a href="http://www.etsy.com/">etsy</a> shop for her <a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=86396"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">chameleon interiors</span></a> business.<br /><br />You <span style="font-style: italic;">have</span> to love this pillow of the goddess Aphrodite (or Venus) reclining. Seriously, you <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">will</span> love it -- the Goddess of Love demands it.<br /><br />The wedding season is coming up and there are all those bridal showers to go to but you don't need an excuse to get one of these. It's simply divine.<br /><br />Also, <span style="font-style: italic;">j'adore</span> this French postcard pillow:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=471430"><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 51); font-weight: bold;">Les Voyages en France</span></a><br /></div> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=471430"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWjkeWJz_NVk55GGNb1xbse5U2K9ltPlTnZ2kyeLa8KlsO6NpBFNyztNbQ-gefgINJmWbdf5BbZbzOWQc0sdmVTKOTYU7m-ravxSWpSYkzugndZCkceLNq7LSE-qW-CUmy-ITP/s320/voyages.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5053801046294341442" border="0" /></a><br />Click on the item or check out the main page and her other hand-made pillows at the <a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=86396"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">chameleon interiors shop</span></a>.kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-65397256675991263432007-04-14T16:53:00.000-07:002007-04-15T14:57:53.552-07:00margaret russell : observation 10<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEij4jmyNz44kjqQkrwKvOffEYA-EAnjrCKSWRjbJRfPBb1V8qcIyVf2iJHdD0YSIpzPyZGw9qunjBcGnKdGFb9RtBaT7PiEKF2icNJc1WHfhnwYYpGGc2oj7u_eT8VxG7LIWRuT/s1600-h/photomargaretrussell.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEij4jmyNz44kjqQkrwKvOffEYA-EAnjrCKSWRjbJRfPBb1V8qcIyVf2iJHdD0YSIpzPyZGw9qunjBcGnKdGFb9RtBaT7PiEKF2icNJc1WHfhnwYYpGGc2oj7u_eT8VxG7LIWRuT/s400/photomargaretrussell.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5046666768449950226" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Observations</span></span><br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-size:78%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">by</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:georgia;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Margaret Russell</span> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-size:85%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">edited by kora in hell</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" >2007</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:georgia;" >CONTENTS</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://kora-in-hell-pr.blogspot.com/2007/02/margaret-russel-observations-1.html"><span style="font-family:georgia;">INTRODUCTION</span></a></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://kora-in-hell-pr.blogspot.com/2007/02/margaret-russel-observations-1.html"><span style="font-family:georgia;">OBSERVATION | 1 |</span></a></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://kora-in-hell-pr.blogspot.com/2007/02/margaret-russell-observations-2.html"><span style="font-family:georgia;">OBSERVATION | 2 |</span></a></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://kora-in-hell-pr.blogspot.com/2007/02/margaret-russell-observations-3.html"><span style="font-family:georgia;">OBSERVATION | 3 |</span></a></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://kora-in-hell-pr.blogspot.com/2007/02/margaret-russell-observation-4.html"><span style="font-family:georgia;">OBSERVATION | 4 |</span></a></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><a style="font-family: georgia;" href="http://kora-in-hell-pr.blogspot.com/2007/03/margaret-russell-observation-5.html">OBSERVATION | 5 |</a></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><a style="font-family: georgia;" href="http://kora-in-hell-pr.blogspot.com/2007/03/margaret-russell-observation-6_20.html">OBSERVATION | 6 |</a></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><a style="font-family: georgia;" href="ttp://kora-in-hell-pr.blogspot.com/2007/03/margaret-russell-observation-7.html">OBSERVATION | 7 |</a></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><a style="font-family: georgia;" href="http://kora-in-hell-pr.blogspot.com/2007/03/margaret-russell-observation-8.html">OBSERVATION | 8 |</a><br /><a style="font-family: georgia;" href="http://kora-in-hell-pr.blogspot.com/2007/04/margaret-russell-observation-9.html">OBSERVATION | 9 |</a><br /></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><a style="font-family: georgia;" href="http://kora-in-hell-pr.blogspot.com/search/label/observations">OBSERVATIONS <span style="font-size:100%;">10 - 1</span> </a></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><a style="font-family: georgia;" href="http://kora-in-hell-pr.blogspot.com/search/label/observations">[<span style="font-style: italic;">posted in descending order</span>]</a></span><br /></div> <span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" ></span><br /><blockquote style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102); font-family: georgia;">| 10 |</blockquote><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Love Song of Margaret "Elle" Russell</span><br /><br /><br />Even in its nearly gutted condition,</span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" ><br />the loft was seductive . . .</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" ><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" ><br />. . . with a gutsy, industrial feel </span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" ><br />and walls of amazing windows</span>.<br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" ><br /><br />I visited while<br />shopping </span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" >at the nearby<br />wholesale </span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" >flower market.</span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" ><br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" ><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" >He paired </span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" ><br />deep aubergine walls </span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" ><br />with a glittery chandelier.<br /></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" >Stunning and stunningly expensive, </span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" ><br />his bath is<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">...................</span>just plain sexy.<br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" ><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" ><br />I was surprised </span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" >that I was so<br />crazy for that<br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">...................</span></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" >round </span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" >sunken bed.</span> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" ><br /></span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;" ><br /></span></blockquote><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeKArPj77BI6ttUttkGlYDhXmNzSM1Pr4OGQm-iWPG15S1k-cvNTfpMqA5poJqVKb5MrgfhGxCbgvra7eWqNq-GTYATTx-hmUVmb9rk3KlOQvWEfTnB4h3j0LqFgxRPmrh8SJb/s1600-h/santafewindows2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeKArPj77BI6ttUttkGlYDhXmNzSM1Pr4OGQm-iWPG15S1k-cvNTfpMqA5poJqVKb5MrgfhGxCbgvra7eWqNq-GTYATTx-hmUVmb9rk3KlOQvWEfTnB4h3j0LqFgxRPmrh8SJb/s200/santafewindows2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5053449726559463170" border="0" /></a>kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-7306720501293308032007-04-14T13:01:00.000-07:002007-04-15T10:53:41.804-07:00the marie antoinetteMatt's idea of basing his design for Lily's room on the concept of "<span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 51);">Marie Antoinette</span>" is a brilliantly wickedly creative and chic solution to the "you want to be a princess" mantra that is being shoved down the throats of every little girl from every direction of our consumer culture. They are powerless against it. (See links below.)<br /><br />Perhaps Matt could market this decor with the slogan:<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: georgia;">The Marie Antoinette : </span></span><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: georgia; font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">the room your little princess will lose her head over</span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSaOTMwU7wVwhTkgJjUh2WOC9NIKoZG1n6F5P6xeW-b124rA1u2rJRrluVZYyJ7y4KNtp-TCEHXsDdOQoRe77TYliTwkJTEbIlbh9z_k4xpe6F6WQboOXkLYrcYYCG74dTylpekQ/s1600-h/matt7.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSaOTMwU7wVwhTkgJjUh2WOC9NIKoZG1n6F5P6xeW-b124rA1u2rJRrluVZYyJ7y4KNtp-TCEHXsDdOQoRe77TYliTwkJTEbIlbh9z_k4xpe6F6WQboOXkLYrcYYCG74dTylpekQ/s400/matt7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5053336554171213538" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjemj3AwI629-VqbRSuZ5uaES3z5jHWPvKq_ojsMQl39XcTt5IoR6aEv0SVci9HfhEab9grKWF5rJ0bC_sqyuaMY_CkhzYFY5oFEXTt3sUcHUN3RjAGzO8ioGK0LJAvlY_CFBJptg/s1600-h/matt8.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjemj3AwI629-VqbRSuZ5uaES3z5jHWPvKq_ojsMQl39XcTt5IoR6aEv0SVci9HfhEab9grKWF5rJ0bC_sqyuaMY_CkhzYFY5oFEXTt3sUcHUN3RjAGzO8ioGK0LJAvlY_CFBJptg/s400/matt8.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5053336554171213554" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhd44loNUfm21sdG8fyeLhLBRpP1q0iS3NUoFszbLSULCBq-pp7W9KmZyTrH5cmAWYFnSKuSzqBlH8IRDN5ETB3Q-PYiOEdlXsKAcVRjsDsudLrbODOD8wtzo7hZ3yTpz_a9FER/s1600-h/mattdaughterroom.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhd44loNUfm21sdG8fyeLhLBRpP1q0iS3NUoFszbLSULCBq-pp7W9KmZyTrH5cmAWYFnSKuSzqBlH8IRDN5ETB3Q-PYiOEdlXsKAcVRjsDsudLrbODOD8wtzo7hZ3yTpz_a9FER/s400/mattdaughterroom.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5052676598086444354" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 0, 51);">Links</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/24/magazine/24princess.t.html">What’s Wrong With Cinderella?</a> One mother's struggle with her 3-year-old daughter's love affair with princess culture. By PEGGY ORENSTEIN The New York Times Magazine | December 24, 2006<br /><br />For more go to my post "<a href="http://kora-in-hell-pr.blogspot.com/2007/02/consuming-girls.html">consuming girls</a>" which has links to other postings and articles related to the topic. </span>kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-45825737439882980692007-04-14T12:57:00.000-07:002007-04-17T11:16:20.907-07:00finale | the best<span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >in no particularly significant order</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />super todd<br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiB-7EqyOiI6aw7B46OrAFy553Yv5LooZOMTXfxvuKgcSTqHiMIVf5dyIa4VVj8ecRESCmh32UMlYIijHM4scF-XB9E4yOMSfTNH2v7oeVumVPKBt61dY812mjmGYnBsH12Ob9N/s1600-h/todd.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiB-7EqyOiI6aw7B46OrAFy553Yv5LooZOMTXfxvuKgcSTqHiMIVf5dyIa4VVj8ecRESCmh32UMlYIijHM4scF-XB9E4yOMSfTNH2v7oeVumVPKBt61dY812mjmGYnBsH12Ob9N/s400/todd.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5052677598813824418" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">In my constant pursuit of more ways to have Todd Time I think that it would have been nice to see him do home visits like Tim does on Project Runway. </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">the santa fe building windows</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></span><a style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5-5Rw-eoYmuAopsx3OorSVxfZ1lHCVx1Olpcwi-5RkELPIUpXhDGNhYSl8ZXyGJAX6cFsbmf_cYfgI18xRWQqdEVTcqg8xga3k_Rnk-J9awtKe2k05RGjbB_SHuJ6v0BEf-XU/s1600-h/santafelofts.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5-5Rw-eoYmuAopsx3OorSVxfZ1lHCVx1Olpcwi-5RkELPIUpXhDGNhYSl8ZXyGJAX6cFsbmf_cYfgI18xRWQqdEVTcqg8xga3k_Rnk-J9awtKe2k05RGjbB_SHuJ6v0BEf-XU/s400/santafelofts.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5052676666805921138" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">I don't think that either designer lived up to the architecture -- although Carisa did better than Matt in that regard. </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />carisa's use of repeating squares</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSaK9kHH6sKlsL2LBdac9EZ8bKWLLrxN1mPUZJJ5YpqS6XYmidiYxcxUuCD7-qF21DE2Abn_T-ppt5VOXDi-X2SSHipi7to7IaPsRJb2vHJJuKz7J_G6HOKlIVvQNH-Lo55ZOOQA/s1600-h/carisa7.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSaK9kHH6sKlsL2LBdac9EZ8bKWLLrxN1mPUZJJ5YpqS6XYmidiYxcxUuCD7-qF21DE2Abn_T-ppt5VOXDi-X2SSHipi7to7IaPsRJb2vHJJuKz7J_G6HOKlIVvQNH-Lo55ZOOQA/s400/carisa7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5053336030185203362" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">This touchstone of Carisa's style worked well for the space, picking up on the windows. I have a few quibbles: she might have varied it or broken it up to pick up on some of the other aspects of the architecture -- the transoms for example. I also thought it was a bit heavy as a divider (breaking up that lovely expanse of windows). I also hate to see the grid below go empty of books when it looks like such a great reading corner. I also like the introduction of browns and beiges. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">matt's grandfather's prints</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgL_OTgVSr83AYrXpjEDK3YpxUURQfoYR9P7N_Fg9odF3macZDzorZrIOGfpvSj4B74AFykgOnwIIIPJiTMHJ76FmPfPpT-Ia9k6nM45of2l6j6zR9gh_cK4WGZeOcWII5pNKt7/s1600-h/matt.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgL_OTgVSr83AYrXpjEDK3YpxUURQfoYR9P7N_Fg9odF3macZDzorZrIOGfpvSj4B74AFykgOnwIIIPJiTMHJ76FmPfPpT-Ia9k6nM45of2l6j6zR9gh_cK4WGZeOcWII5pNKt7/s400/matt.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5052558430651229138" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">I thought that the red tint was an especially nice touch.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">matt's work style<br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIr3OTWW6IfZyqgVLOnGMzNgpLQBLb7uCjLVLqtCD65xFb9fr9hc7M45RDve-KJnD7KYEaahkCAoeXwHLWlOQ-fEwvdeZvVupwhDXppR-AO7AbT0yE5YDZFIq5mDP5I3jeZpcd/s1600-h/mattatwork.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIr3OTWW6IfZyqgVLOnGMzNgpLQBLb7uCjLVLqtCD65xFb9fr9hc7M45RDve-KJnD7KYEaahkCAoeXwHLWlOQ-fEwvdeZvVupwhDXppR-AO7AbT0yE5YDZFIq5mDP5I3jeZpcd/s400/mattatwork.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5052675915186644242" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">He's a pro. (You can see why Carisa is in such a panic: even with all of Matt's organization things can still get crazy.) It probably says more about me that watching another hyper-planner at work is what I consider good television. Ooooh! Look at his office supplies!!! I wish they'd zoom in on his tabs so I can see how he color-codes! And honestly -- I'm curious about the slides. What are the slides for? I thought art historians were the only ones who used slides anymore. </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">carisa's bed<br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMMTjB8YLSsfgAYvKj5HIKSS7Lw0VceS5izjAfQ4xqBBONjBAliRyHoV6YkhqQHOh_79llG9v5hsEvYAUmDkFXLqWstWeyZNjlk2gi2san3ARcl_h3H9EGbwvNW7qDIOZc8k42_g/s1600-h/carisa4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMMTjB8YLSsfgAYvKj5HIKSS7Lw0VceS5izjAfQ4xqBBONjBAliRyHoV6YkhqQHOh_79llG9v5hsEvYAUmDkFXLqWstWeyZNjlk2gi2san3ARcl_h3H9EGbwvNW7qDIOZc8k42_g/s400/carisa4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5053336025890236050" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> (and jonathan, margaret in it)</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhP6y0pqGwN17w_JQ3hjj6ZFRz6k7XhufxWOpXQ8IcQZFO3L3USUb40xd9TMYWu9ZIWzsU2bbzZwYf_4oS4P7FVjWChyphenhyphencOVNPpPR0zNuMx_vJT07vAWIRNjBnMG1a4u_nWLpMbG/s1600-h/jonnybed.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhP6y0pqGwN17w_JQ3hjj6ZFRz6k7XhufxWOpXQ8IcQZFO3L3USUb40xd9TMYWu9ZIWzsU2bbzZwYf_4oS4P7FVjWChyphenhyphencOVNPpPR0zNuMx_vJT07vAWIRNjBnMG1a4u_nWLpMbG/s400/jonnybed.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5052675893711807746" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">Margaret getting into the bed and realizing that she liked it is up there with Alexis Arquette on the swing as one of the great moments on Top Design. </span><span style="font-size:85%;">Jonathan saying that he "could really get up to some mischief!" in Carisa's bed may be the best quote of the show.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">lily's room</span><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjemj3AwI629-VqbRSuZ5uaES3z5jHWPvKq_ojsMQl39XcTt5IoR6aEv0SVci9HfhEab9grKWF5rJ0bC_sqyuaMY_CkhzYFY5oFEXTt3sUcHUN3RjAGzO8ioGK0LJAvlY_CFBJptg/s1600-h/matt8.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjemj3AwI629-VqbRSuZ5uaES3z5jHWPvKq_ojsMQl39XcTt5IoR6aEv0SVci9HfhEab9grKWF5rJ0bC_sqyuaMY_CkhzYFY5oFEXTt3sUcHUN3RjAGzO8ioGK0LJAvlY_CFBJptg/s400/matt8.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5053336554171213554" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">What a dream room for a little girl. </span><span style="font-size:85%;">I would have died for this room. Jeez. A part of me still wants this room! </span><span style="font-size:85%;"> Note: you only see a corner of it but that rug is adorable. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">matt and ed</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTvO5NgwQyrRMsdJZHwiPvS_0rxkE1QsEnowBJAyKhH__Hu67-I0pYX6QTwW8mlHjiN_SSiOtbRB7fbxooLUbYC0v_ttTgp-Ql3SMDzaPPh-rVt5hgVA1oaB3R36-qe3eMGs_m/s1600-h/matted.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTvO5NgwQyrRMsdJZHwiPvS_0rxkE1QsEnowBJAyKhH__Hu67-I0pYX6QTwW8mlHjiN_SSiOtbRB7fbxooLUbYC0v_ttTgp-Ql3SMDzaPPh-rVt5hgVA1oaB3R36-qe3eMGs_m/s400/matted.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5052676623856248146" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">This was so cute. If we learned anything from top design we learned that the designer is only as good as their carpenter. </span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">carisa's attitude<br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWyUoRdH9NzquOjSsgx52u7M9lIwOUsyNE80M8sR0yFux9Cnbdzjv66sUegmJmF6cIUe88C-OSvdjKFr1o1kYV9tSMfcnmnVdLXVQNg1hTVJ9YrR5d6dJxsA8jZWF5f-5IojbZ/s1600-h/carisa1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWyUoRdH9NzquOjSsgx52u7M9lIwOUsyNE80M8sR0yFux9Cnbdzjv66sUegmJmF6cIUe88C-OSvdjKFr1o1kYV9tSMfcnmnVdLXVQNg1hTVJ9YrR5d6dJxsA8jZWF5f-5IojbZ/s400/carisa1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5052675867942003954" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">Carisa seemed honest about saying that it was best for Matt to win because she still felt like a winner whereas if she had won Matt would have been devastated. That would be an egotistical thing to say if it weren't for the fact that it is true. Carisa was very generous-spirited about the competition which made me feel like she was well on her way towards developing the personal maturity she needs in order to become a successful professional designer. At any rate she was so gracious in defeat that she did win the hearts of viewers. </span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWyUoRdH9NzquOjSsgx52u7M9lIwOUsyNE80M8sR0yFux9Cnbdzjv66sUegmJmF6cIUe88C-OSvdjKFr1o1kYV9tSMfcnmnVdLXVQNg1hTVJ9YrR5d6dJxsA8jZWF5f-5IojbZ/s1600-h/carisa1.jpg"><br /></a>kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33830610.post-39329299191387701552007-04-14T12:46:00.000-07:002007-04-17T11:17:19.137-07:00finale | the worst<span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >in no particularly significant order</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">matt and carisa's</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> underwhelming black and white palettes<br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiF9FhJrdIzj98TfUAp3_EX0bMWLjKxmoOa8ioGrg1SAXXorV-hyogtv3IPGBu0cdxeG0AWst4YebaaQA61vni9N-xB22nhgIbeIXd17FKBMqgoAFD4gE7274FLzzuyrkS4Vyr1/s1600-h/carisaloft1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiF9FhJrdIzj98TfUAp3_EX0bMWLjKxmoOa8ioGrg1SAXXorV-hyogtv3IPGBu0cdxeG0AWst4YebaaQA61vni9N-xB22nhgIbeIXd17FKBMqgoAFD4gE7274FLzzuyrkS4Vyr1/s400/carisaloft1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5052558417766327202" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">Carisa's is okay -- the pops of red help . . . I guess. It just isn't very subtle or interesting.</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmOf2d9J6ti7HGoAa5axKS_6p5KyhoDfscZMWISW_8ScAVWuBmlkCKGh6mOfFHq1iEDkVdqrBCHtgAcorcZz346eUPZGvfCW0zmK3JxkwQtHoeyLsARpW5aT10PiopClkcTq7q/s1600-h/mattloft1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmOf2d9J6ti7HGoAa5axKS_6p5KyhoDfscZMWISW_8ScAVWuBmlkCKGh6mOfFHq1iEDkVdqrBCHtgAcorcZz346eUPZGvfCW0zmK3JxkwQtHoeyLsARpW5aT10PiopClkcTq7q/s400/mattloft1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5052676645331084642" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">Elegant, yes. But where is that delicate sense of color I admire so much? And while I'm at it, what happened to the floor snob? </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:85%;" ><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">boring kitchens with expensive appliances </span><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpPxUoUOxsldrMSbamu8Zw1fyXqe_wZLHtfrQqQRKPqrBxwELVlNq0whdw340JLuAJPQ1BJZKpFlTPLsFp8v0n8yn-Hxh0TrTmO784ox0EBnQlhGbMn0BXLVX6M4qsYGPvfv84Fw/s1600-h/matt4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpPxUoUOxsldrMSbamu8Zw1fyXqe_wZLHtfrQqQRKPqrBxwELVlNq0whdw340JLuAJPQ1BJZKpFlTPLsFp8v0n8yn-Hxh0TrTmO784ox0EBnQlhGbMn0BXLVX6M4qsYGPvfv84Fw/s400/matt4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5053336549876246210" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibYIvbY2-oLytQSWmNj01XwiVfgB70Mlot3Hj6HMF2vF-FvwpYabDpXUcvU_QA65rUxclB-RHs330QCfcdNSon6haa0eONQcYMRZx7LI0AWXD3-aJbweefJMiZQUiDYLWi1XlNag/s1600-h/carisa2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibYIvbY2-oLytQSWmNj01XwiVfgB70Mlot3Hj6HMF2vF-FvwpYabDpXUcvU_QA65rUxclB-RHs330QCfcdNSon6haa0eONQcYMRZx7LI0AWXD3-aJbweefJMiZQUiDYLWi1XlNag/s400/carisa2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5053336025890236034" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">The judges were critical of Matt's and excited about Carisa's</span><span style="font-size:85%;">, but I can't see much of a difference between the two.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">the fuss over matt's bathroom</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhS-8S__BTJS99VC1xf1_4zaGyGEF9fIF4GNvvAgEx7s0ETD2m1CceazTVDPhyphenhyphenxz7aSO4eYN8CMbtajbHAcA62yIHKGS8dSLR2lvZGlLjSWfTcPnkTAumDLXn-4PbMVIrB7ndtw/s1600-h/mattbath.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhS-8S__BTJS99VC1xf1_4zaGyGEF9fIF4GNvvAgEx7s0ETD2m1CceazTVDPhyphenhyphenxz7aSO4eYN8CMbtajbHAcA62yIHKGS8dSLR2lvZGlLjSWfTcPnkTAumDLXn-4PbMVIrB7ndtw/s400/mattbath.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5052677577338987922" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDw5UzVQVGyyyiAkUIx0AJPisSw4xGqDRUnsSn9Q6SVvbTEi8jWllZzC1938J4j1HiSNJ1bwaidEm9glLfC6pwKQA2tZax-Zt9v4w7_Pbx7psGIy2Q0sOitIfOwBnTAMjYmNO-5g/s1600-h/carisa1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDw5UzVQVGyyyiAkUIx0AJPisSw4xGqDRUnsSn9Q6SVvbTEi8jWllZzC1938J4j1HiSNJ1bwaidEm9glLfC6pwKQA2tZax-Zt9v4w7_Pbx7psGIy2Q0sOitIfOwBnTAMjYmNO-5g/s400/carisa1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5053336021595268722" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">I can't see how purple walls and a chandelier makes it so thrillingly sexy. Frankly I liked Carisa's better, although I wouldn't want to use that mirror for putting on makeup.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">environmentalists with eight mansions</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEra-SYq0KEIbRQ64GrPNLSt0QEU7h5SYj6ZWnobIECk5EuEFME-rkkBtTUXNtRnkues3bZxsTBXntA1sz-hNK3im0j2-zvrZmDLV27JwnhzRHP6OJE-bC-n14sJWTdkcT42bY/s1600-h/trudie_styler.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEra-SYq0KEIbRQ64GrPNLSt0QEU7h5SYj6ZWnobIECk5EuEFME-rkkBtTUXNtRnkues3bZxsTBXntA1sz-hNK3im0j2-zvrZmDLV27JwnhzRHP6OJE-bC-n14sJWTdkcT42bY/s400/trudie_styler.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5052677624583628210" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">Here's the thing: I'm sure she's a wonderful and creative person who does a lot of really great things and there are lots of mega-rich wives of rock stars and movie stars who are fatuous twats whose sole purpose is to consume and waste as much as possible and compared to them Trudie Styler should win the Nobel Peace Prize. Nonetheless, if the show is only able to get D-list celebrities do they have to over-hype them so that they sound like geniuses and/or saints? And could we perhaps reserve the term "humanitarian" for those rare individuals who have truly sacrificed themselves for the good of humanity rather than applying it to any celebrity who participates in a variety of charity causes while still maintaining a lifestyle of eight mansions? It sort of waters down the idea. Furthermore, I'm not sure how decorating her eight mansions (along with professional decorators) makes her the most qualified judge for the finale but whatever. Maybe Bravo is trying to woo Sting for some special show. <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />Note to producers: I think it would have been fun to have seen Laura Bennett as the finale guest judge. We already know that she has exquisite taste in all things AND she has a degree in architecture. </span><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">repetition of furniture items</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgunZHjtGXQbdGsViVyQ1EXd68zuzUHt5yygKvAAaQGkp6kSCGwKtwsxLoC-3BS3KUsHFSu83sEqKYauYK3WjP8FCv8Cw18YZosArT80pg4sfoH0Urqmjl64apKzNhGsxnv6j9PvQ/s1600-h/carisa8.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgunZHjtGXQbdGsViVyQ1EXd68zuzUHt5yygKvAAaQGkp6kSCGwKtwsxLoC-3BS3KUsHFSu83sEqKYauYK3WjP8FCv8Cw18YZosArT80pg4sfoH0Urqmjl64apKzNhGsxnv6j9PvQ/s400/carisa8.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5053336030185203378" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">That is, the limited amount of shops, thus limited choices of products they could select from at the PDC. I didn't like those dining room chairs the first time I saw them in Andrea's chef's room. (Although, Carisa could have at least reupholstered them.)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">pushing the family man card a bit too much</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjR14An_UuZQIsKhDycYeZPaIFSVSdFIj_LehrrAPbFVnuCmeD9Dr_E1tZhKiQMrYPwcIFiKkzDvI_pSz4WRYnRbospaoJ5WaCYLwn70LSTjzb7_f-25imHj5S0gSUml9FjWF0m/s1600-h/mattphotos.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjR14An_UuZQIsKhDycYeZPaIFSVSdFIj_LehrrAPbFVnuCmeD9Dr_E1tZhKiQMrYPwcIFiKkzDvI_pSz4WRYnRbospaoJ5WaCYLwn70LSTjzb7_f-25imHj5S0gSUml9FjWF0m/s400/mattphotos.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5052676692575724930" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">Either Matt or Bravo or both seemed to be pushing this little too hard at the end. It starts to get saccharine and manipulative. He has a lovely wife and child, yes. Okay, we get it. He's reproduced. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">carisa's work style</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-M6UnNycV5KAQCU5JKwppV4Cavz4Fk5HTZKORvYqIE5_5eP5KhdS5vPgiqmuIoirmeQRBSBI9V9LxgEJYROSP0zFN8KeAUiuqCOd_ZAnq8J_G_jUq17I2OKnWIHpPZvvHtHT8/s1600-h/carisaatwork.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-M6UnNycV5KAQCU5JKwppV4Cavz4Fk5HTZKORvYqIE5_5eP5KhdS5vPgiqmuIoirmeQRBSBI9V9LxgEJYROSP0zFN8KeAUiuqCOd_ZAnq8J_G_jUq17I2OKnWIHpPZvvHtHT8/s400/carisaatwork.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5052677667533301202" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">Oy vey. It was driving me nuts to watch her work. </span><span style="font-size:85%;">I was somewhat shocked at her lack of preparation. </span><span style="font-size:85%;">She just walked into the PDC without any plan for what furniture she would be buying?! </span><span style="font-size:85%;">I would never in a million years hire someone who works this way. </span><span style="font-size:85%;">And it </span><span style="font-size:85%;">really caught up to her. She had two months to prepare. She had five days to get the work done. And she never unpacked her books or did any finishing touches that would have personalized the space. That cost her dearly in the judging. Since she's still a student I hope that she takes some classes in project management. You still need a framework if you work intuitively: </span><span style="font-size:85%;">there is a difference between spontaneity and panic-inducing lack of preparation.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">matt's sterile master bedroom</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQaYLT3pMxjH-7_b1u5jmt6riZjp-7LMsdka0ZDdGEPRFzCcEftFyUS6EJP5r4MWlsWQY2TkpElhQXXvvCzv2GpnluEzCQnHlaIZNr4gEwShI9Crll1mID9_RkPhj-5bzGLIIJtg/s1600-h/matt6.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQaYLT3pMxjH-7_b1u5jmt6riZjp-7LMsdka0ZDdGEPRFzCcEftFyUS6EJP5r4MWlsWQY2TkpElhQXXvvCzv2GpnluEzCQnHlaIZNr4gEwShI9Crll1mID9_RkPhj-5bzGLIIJtg/s400/matt6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5053336554171213522" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">That room is just depressing. For that matter where was the personality or voice of his wife in this space? Other than as a pregnant belly, that is? </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">the predictability of the outcome</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3Pq-AoHr50FcPZ_mMfntIyNLvEeRiUUnM85QpjVvcfeJ3tnrn0_1wcHV6Wt1sIhixX9K7tZ0k6UXwYzl3dsIxP-jvehNCYxaprGqk3KODVf3bajfReSGNpqxS4ca5r17HStAZ/s1600-h/matt2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3Pq-AoHr50FcPZ_mMfntIyNLvEeRiUUnM85QpjVvcfeJ3tnrn0_1wcHV6Wt1sIhixX9K7tZ0k6UXwYzl3dsIxP-jvehNCYxaprGqk3KODVf3bajfReSGNpqxS4ca5r17HStAZ/s400/matt2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5052688499440821762" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">Congrats and everything ... whatever.<br />I wanted Matt to win, don't get me wrong. The show just lacked interest, but that has been a problem since the start.<br /></span>kora in hellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08726109864699114854noreply@blogger.com4